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Name/Model:         the trash CAN
Designer:           IIIIllllllIllIIIIIllll
Source(s):          Custom Mordel.Net Units
Technology:         Inner Sphere (Mixed)
Technology Rating:  F
Tonnage:            200
Role:               Juggernaut
Configuration:      Superheavy Biped FrankenMech
Era/Year:           Dark Age / 3150
Rules (Current):    Experimental
Rules (Era):        Experimental
Rules (Year):       Experimental
Total Cost:         363,348,500 C-Bills
Battle Value:       5,597

Chassis:              Discount Clan Locust Chassis Endo Steel
Power Plant:          Stolen from clan wolf 400 XXL
Walking Speed:        21.6 kph  
Maximum Speed:        32.4 kph  
Jump Jets:            None
    Jump Capacity:    None
Armor:                0.1 pm Pure Plot Patchwork
Armament:             
    1 Baal Defense Godslayer 40CX Hyper-Assault Gauss 40 (C)
    1 Dora Assault 270 Hyper-Assault Gauss 40 (C)
    1 Imperator Dragon's Fire Hyper-Assault Gauss 40 (C)
    1 Lord's Light 5 (Clantech) ER PPC (C)
    1 Type DDS ?Kingston? ER PPC (C)
    1 Claratin Last Resort Rocket Launcher 20
    1 Death Blossom Rocket Launcher 20
    1 Longinus Messenger 20 Rocket Launcher 20
    1 MSM Shuriken Storm 2 Rocket Launcher 20
Manufacturer:         ClownWorks
    Primary Factory:  Circus Factory
Communications:       A nerf-branded walkie-talkie
Targeting & Tracking: A windows XP with crosses on it

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Overview:
    "Communications? targeting and tracking systems? Arms? What are those?" - The crackhead who
    made this obomnination

Capabilities:
    Don't ask

Deployment:
    Why

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Equipment                                                             Mass                      
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Internal Structure:                       Endo Steel (C)              17.00                     
Engine:                                    400 XXL (C)                17.50                     
    Walking MP:                                 2                                               
    Running MP:                                 3                                               
    Jumping MP:                                 0                                               
Heat Sinks (Double):                       27 [54] (C)                17.00                     
Gyro:                                       Superheavy                 8.00                     
Cockpit:                                    Superheavy                 4.00                     
Armor Factor:                                  500                    50.50                     
    Type:                                   Patchwork                                           

                                                      Internal         Armor     
                                                      Structure        Value     
    Head:                Hardened                         4             12       
    Center Torso:        Hardened                        60             96       
    Center Torso (rear):                                                24       
    R/L Torso:           Hardened                        42             68       
    R/L Torso (rear):                                                   16       
    Right Arm:           Anti-Penetrative Ablation        7             12       
    Left Arm:                                            10             20       
    R/L Leg:                                             42             84       

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Weapons and Ammo                                       Location          Critical     Tonnage   
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Hyper-Assault Gauss 40 (C)                                CT                5         16.00             
ER PPC w/ Capacitor (C)                                   RT                2          7.00             
Hyper-Assault Gauss 40 (C)                                RT                5         16.00             
ER PPC w/ Capacitor (C)                                   LT                2          7.00             
Hyper-Assault Gauss 40 (C)                                LT                5         16.00             
4 Rocket Launcher 20s                                     RA                8          6.00             
Hyper-Assault Gauss 40 (Ammo 54) (C)                      LA                9         18.00             

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Alpha Strike Statistics                                             
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Point Value (PV): 99
TP: BM,  SZ: 4,  TMM: 0,  MV: 4"
Damage: (S) 11 / (M) 10 / (L) 9,  OV: 0
Armor (A): 27,  Structure (S): 8
Specials: FLK8/7/7, LG