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					| Vampire Free Worlds League
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								|  Posted: 11-May-2002 09:54    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day |     |  
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								| I once posted "Murphy's laws for tankers" here, I came across the original article from Armor magazine, and it has a very funny comic strip in the second page. Go check it out   
 http://knox-www.army.mil/armormag/downloads/1MurphysLaws02.pdf
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					| ICER Clan Hell's Horses
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								|  Posted: 11-May-2002 12:08    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day |     |  
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								| MUHAHAHAHAHAHA 
 That is funny. Thanks I needed the laff
 
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					| Gunslinger Patch Royal Black Watch Regiment
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								|  Posted: 11-May-2002 23:15    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day |     |  
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								| Good one! 
 I have a friend in the reserves here I have to show this one to.
 
 [ This Message was edited by: Gunslinger Patch on 2002-05-13 00:56 ]
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					| Sir Henry Team Bansai
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								|  Posted: 12-May-2002 10:41    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day |     |  
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								| Those are not jokes, they are truisms.... 
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					| Nightmare Lyran Alliance
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								|  Posted: 12-May-2002 10:43    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day |     |  
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								| Would be even funnier if I understood all the contractions (sp?) they use. But then professional talk is alike in any business, AFAIK.
 
 
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					| Alexander Heavy Horse Merc Brigade
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								|  Posted: 12-May-2002 22:33    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day |     |  
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								| They must have been on my last exercise! 
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					| Vard Draconis Combine
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								|  Posted: 01-Jun-2002 01:58    Post subject: Tanker joke of the day |     |  
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								| I just want to know what exactly is wrong with the idea of "Gunner! Sabot! Sniper!".  It's not as bad as the time on the range firing M2's.  The range boundaries are rather close to a cattle farm.  Very few things are more frightening than seeing 8 .50 caliber MG's all training on a poor cow that wandered into the wrong place. 
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