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Victor Johansen
Lyran Alliance
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 Posted: 20-Feb-2006 17:44 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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"So it seems. It must one heck of a grand scene"
OOC: I made you and Vag mods
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Vagabond
Mercenary
Mr. Referee
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 20-Feb-2006 21:08 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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On 2006-02-20 16:34, parafighter wrote:
*Para empties his "cartridge" in Vagabond's direction, loads a large plastic jar and covers House Calderon 1 head to toe in marshmellow goop.*
"If you think you can just sit around during a peanut war your gravely mistaken."
*Heads for cover while emptying the rest of the marshmellow "cartridge" in Vagabond's direction.*
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*rises from his cover, his left arm and shoulder covered in marshmellow and peanuts. he raises his rubber band gun and fires two of his industrial sized bands at Para.*
Nor sleat, nor rain, nor shower of mellow will keep Vagabond from laying the smackith down.
*he crosses the distance between the chair and a booth as he fires his two shots. Reaching te booth he dives over its back and onto the plush seats.*
Hey their ICER, hows the misses?
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House Calderon 1
Federated Suns
Command Sergeant-Major
Joined: 03-Feb-2006 00:00
Posts: 156
Location: United States
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| Posted: 20-Feb-2006 21:17 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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*Calmly standing up.*
*Looks down at goopie mess, drags one finger through it and licks it off.*
"Not bad youngster, but I didn't know clanners played games?..."
*Calmly walks across the open floor towards the door*
"Keep my beer cold Lurch, I'll be right back"
*Walks out door...[sound of keys in a lock, a grating squealing sound is heard over the din inside the B&G]...[dimly heard mutter..."Damn gotta have that tech oil the boot on this damed thing when I get her back to the hanger]...[squeeeeeeeeal....kachunk]...*House Calderon 1 re-enters the bar holding a backpack giveing off whisps of what looks like steam....opens it for Lurch to look inside for any form of weapons (It is well known that one cannot sneak one into the B&G)...Lurch gives it the nod HC1 picks up something round and brown and Hands it to Lurch] "Have one on me Amigo".
*HC1 turns around walks across the B&G dodging peanuts and marshmallow goop. Sets the back pack down on the table of the booth he just left, picks up his beer, takes a swig, sets it down and reaching into his back pocket takes out something that can only be seen as metalic, as it flashes past everyones momentary view.*
"Para, my young clanner friend....its on!"
*HC1 turns around and pulls back a sling shot loaded with one of thiose round brown balls that everyone can see Lurch munching on and smacking his lips.*
*He looses in Paras directions narrowly missing and hitting the wall next to Paras head*
"...Eat Peanut butter ice cream, boy!"
As HC1 loads another ball into the sling shot!
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House Calderon 1
Federated Suns
Command Sergeant-Major
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 20-Feb-2006 22:00 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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"Take that!".....[Thwaaaaap...]....
*Nails Parafighter dead center of his chest*...
"...muwahahahahahahah...."*laods another ice cream ball into the sling shot and rears back*...
"...and that!"....[Thwaaaaaap...]
"oooooh Icer! Come on out and play clanner!"
"...muwahahahahahahah...."*laods another ice cream ball into the sling shot and rears back*...
"I came here to have fun, chew buble gum and ....have fun...Chihawk! I'll take enother Timbiqui Dark..."
"...oh warriors! Come out and playayyayayayay!"
OOC: lets rock guys I'm loving it! Too much fun! My son thinks were ....wacked!
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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
Star Commander
Joined: 02-Apr-2005 00:00
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| Posted: 20-Feb-2006 23:10 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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"It appears I now have two worthy oppenents." 
*Para open fires on both Vagabond's and House Calderon 1's positions alternating back and forth between peanut and marshmellow amunition.*
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 24-Jul-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 21-Feb-2006 00:03 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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The old Ice Hellion tips a table over as a shield just in case and sits back down to watch the young-ens acting up. He remembered the first time he came in the place and Vagabond opened fire on him...and quickly learned the meaning of the term "fiercely peaceful" after that experience people pretty much left the ancient warrior out of the play fights. If you see a Clan warrior that old who has not tested down...There is a reason...best not to find out. 
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House Calderon 1
Federated Suns
Command Sergeant-Major
Joined: 03-Feb-2006 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 21-Feb-2006 02:18 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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OOC: Having reviewed your profile...oldest?...hmmmm...could be debated...I doubt that you have another decade on me...maybe a year or two at most...solahma...? nah....
"Cowardly dezgra! Hiding behind a table! Ive seen more courage from a female freebirth!"
*reaches down unhooks a white egg shaped object, puts it to his teeth pulls back and throws over the table at Motown...
[Screeeeeeeeesplaaaaaaaat!]...*
"enjoy one of my marachino cherrry grenades surrat!"
*covering the balding old wrinkled dark caste warrior in sticky sweet red syrup and cherries as the paper eggshell casing opens in mid air while moving directly at Motown*
OOC: If I cannot sit out and enjoy the entertainment on my first trip into the B&G then you cannot either with over 1900 posts. Join the fray or prove your the oldest fart in the game.
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House Calderon 1
Federated Suns
Command Sergeant-Major
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 21-Feb-2006 05:08 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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OOC: To all need to step out and go to work. I can see entries while there but cannot respond to them. Any and all retaliation on my part will be delayed until after I get home...not just retaliation but ALL participation...
Up before the sun...Life in the Military...
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Victor Johansen
Lyran Alliance
Private, 1st Class
Joined: 13-Feb-2006 00:00
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| Posted: 21-Feb-2006 06:15 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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Dodges a blast of sticky melted marsmellow from an unknown assailiant and ducks under his fort of three flipped over tables.
"This is just like Operaton Serpent, only stickier!"
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ICER
Clan Hell's Horses
Galaxy Commander
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 21-Feb-2006 11:31 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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"I know what this place needs, I just hope I can find it. Or Raven has not sold it yet" ICER says. Then. he jumps from cover. and runs for the door. dodging a diving to avoid the misslies whizzing past him. then leaps for the front door and makes a run for it toward an old Mechbay down the street.
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House Calderon 1
Federated Suns
Command Sergeant-Major
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 21-Feb-2006 13:40 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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*Dives for cover just vacated by ICER, lobbing another marachino cherry grenade in the general direction Parafighter*
"Aw hell, I hope he isn't going to get what I think he is. This could get even uglier...hopefully Mordel doesn't come in too soon...I need to get back to the barracks soon."
"Chihawk! Wher is tha' Timb'qui? I'm gonna need it soon! As a bribe..."
"Heyy Vag'bond! Ar you gon'a do somefin ssoon?"
*Reaches for ice cream ball....* "aw hell! I left the ammo on the table! Dammit!"
*Gets up and runs from cover so recently attained and dives into booth grabbing for backpack of ammo...*
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
Joined: 06-Apr-2005 00:00
Posts: 4820
Location: Czech Republic
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| Posted: 21-Feb-2006 14:54 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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*carefully approaches HC 1. seemingly untouched by ragging battle*
I just want to warn you, that everyone must clean the mess after the battle.
*splats peanut-marshmallow in to HC 1's face*
But that won't prevent me from participating 
*Dives under his table and sends few projectiles toward Vagabond and Para while receiving first few hits in return*
MMMmmm... chocolate icecream...
*throws lobs another bomb and picks up chair-shield*
OOC: Damned time lag 
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Victor Johansen
Lyran Alliance
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| Posted: 21-Feb-2006 16:21 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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Hids in his bunker, slighly exposed only to see what was happening. Several were deep into it, but he remained passive.
"This is an interesting dilemma."
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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
Star Commander
Joined: 02-Apr-2005 00:00
Posts: 180
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| Posted: 21-Feb-2006 16:26 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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"Depending on what ICER is getting I may need to test out my new invention."
*Sends a stream of peanuts at SD and another stream at Victor.*
[ This Message was edited by: parafighter on 2006-02-21 16:30 ]
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 24-Jul-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 22-Feb-2006 00:45 Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry |
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The sudden scattering of the bar patrons in the immediate vicinity quickly gives House Calderon I a feeling that he has made a HUGE mistake...Unfortionately it is too late as the old Ice Hellion executes the dreaded "Carlin Bi-Labial Fricative Maneuver" and drenches his hapless tormentor with a disgusting mixture of partially digested food, mucus, bile, and stomach acid.  His tormentor stumbles off half blinded by the mixture that had been blasted all over his face including into his eyes and leans over a chair kvetching. The old Ice Hellion grabs some napkins and wipes his face as he sits back down
"You don't pull on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off of The Lone Ranger...."
"It has been over two years since I had to do that!"
OOC:BTW I have a pony tail that is about 32 cm long no gray hair and look younger than my 52 years
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