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PostPosted: 22-Feb-2006 02:42    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

*tries to shield away the worst of Para's salvo with chair and than throws it on approaching silver ball. The chair disappears in blast of ice cream and wood while SD vanishes under his table again*

Damn I need new shield

*leaps toward the bar*

That would do...

*picks one of the chairs and turns around just to notice Motown preparing to use his secret weapon*

Oh SH..

*Drops the chair and dives toward nearest cover*

Hi WHM, would you mind if I use your pillbox for a while? (something tells you that you don't have much choice)

*after a while SD sneaks toward his own cover and forms few bombs*

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PostPosted: 22-Feb-2006 08:50    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

The ICER's mechbay door slowly cxreak open. to revail a Jenner IIC. powered up and ready for combat.

Without leaving the bay. Jenner tilts a bit. takes aim. and fires.......a missle....1 small almost comical missle.....the missle archs its way towards the Bar & Grill. twists and turns but locks in and heads right for the door. But as it is about to strike. It fizzes out and plummits to the ground and half buries itself.

There is a errie quiet as the missle just sits there. The mechbay doors start to close. and as it almost shuts. ICER's voice can be heard through the mech extranl mics. "It is time you guys cleaned up your act"

With that, the mechbay doors shuts. And the missle starts to beep

beep......beep......beep.......beep......beep......beep......


[ This Message was edited by: ICER on 2006-02-22 13:48 ]
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PostPosted: 22-Feb-2006 10:02    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

*SD realigns his table to block the shock wave of whatever comes through the door and sends few cluster bombs toward nearest targets while trying to catch some chocolate ice cream balls and avoid the other flavors*

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PostPosted: 22-Feb-2006 10:42    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

beep....beep....beep....beep....beep....beep....

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PostPosted: 22-Feb-2006 12:00    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

*vagabond rolls to the floor of his booth and begins using his Marshmellow Cannon to snipe at people as return fire covers him and the booth in a growing layer of muck.*

Oh I love a good brawl.

*He sights in on SD but stops as he hears*

Beep...Beep...Beep...

*he looks around and then back down his barrel and says:*

this won't be good.

ooc- i'm in school atm so my rp responces will be slow.

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PostPosted: 22-Feb-2006 12:51    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..

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PostPosted: 22-Feb-2006 14:52    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

*.......Bbbbbbb....rrr.r.rr.r.rraaaaaaa.....cholk;jadsl;andfgnl;khfgo;......... *

[stumbles against chair thankful for the support and tosses luch dinner and 3 Timbiqui darks all over the floor of the BnG adding to the mess from Motown's secret weapon]

"Uuuunnnghhhhhh....."

"Now I know why ......"

"Note to self....don't do that again....unless it is because we are both drinking together and he starts it...."

*leans away from chair, wipes most of the disgusting remains of nasty half digested meal chunks and stomach acid from his eys, grabs a napkin...or 2 or 3...and starts cleaning up*

"OK, clanner we gotta talk...You and I need to....huh?....?????"

[vaguely in background: Scrreeeeeeee.........*kathunkkkkkk*................."Its time...........................clea...................................act."


beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...]

"Oh!!!! Sh_______!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This can't be good!"

*Grabs backpack full of ice cream balls and starts running in the direction of the mens room...............*

beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.


OOC: So.....Motown.... Surprising. You do have a decade on me....that doesn't happen that often...and you still have hair!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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PostPosted: 22-Feb-2006 15:02    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

Beep.Beep.Beep.Beep.Beep.Beep.

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PostPosted: 22-Feb-2006 15:10    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

[running as fast as possible ignoring mayhem all around]

beep.beep.beep.beep.

"Take cover............."

[Jumping full length at the restroom door.....]

*I hope no one is coming out ro this is going to hurt.......................................*

beep.beep.beep.

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PostPosted: 22-Feb-2006 16:24    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2006-02-22 08:50, ICER wrote:
The ICER's mechbay door slowly cxreak open. to revail a Jenner IIC. powered up and ready for combat.

Without leaving the bay. Jenner tilts a bit. takes aim. and fires.......a missle....1 small almost comical missle.....the missle archs its way towards the Bar & Grill. twists and turns but locks in and heads right for the door. But as it is about to strike. It fizzes out and plummits to the ground and half buries itself.

There is a errie quiet as the missle just sits there. The mechbay doors start to close. and as it almost shuts. ICER's voice can be heard through the mech extranl mics. "It is time you guys cleaned up your act"

With that, the mechbay doors shuts. And the missle starts to beep

beep......beep......beep.......beep......beep......beep......



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PostPosted: 22-Feb-2006 17:14    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

beepbeepbeepbeep

BOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!


spalluuuuussshhhhh.

The comical missle exploded and shoots forth a massive amount of soap suds.

There is little time to react as a tidel wave of soap suds busts through the front door and floods the Bar & Grill with soap suds, lots lots of soap suds.

ICER emerges from the mechbay and looks around, He starts to smile. Then with great joy and delight he starts to dance "IT WORKS, IT WORKS, MUHAHAHAHAH" he yells with glee.

meanwhile. everything within 1 city block area is now covered, dowced, or packed with a alarming amout of suds.

ICER makes his way to the now packed B&G. enters, and makes his way to the now covered bar. looks around. "What?" he says with a smirk on his face

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PostPosted: 22-Feb-2006 17:40    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Para pulls out a large tube with 9 compressed air cylinders in the back of it. A loud woosh is heard and a capsule shaped peanut cluster bomb the diameter of Lurch's arm lands at ICER's feet and explodes, completely covering him and the immediate vicinity.*

"Yes, it worked!"


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PostPosted: 23-Feb-2006 00:25    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

You boys do know that you will be the ones cleaning everything up when you get done playing, aff?

*Emmy lazily flicks a few marshmallows toward Vagabond, SD, and the newcomer and hides from the onslaught*

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PostPosted: 23-Feb-2006 03:35    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

*lobs one cluster bomb on Emmy*

Yes I'm quite aware of this fact.

What the...

*beeping stops*

*Booom* (yes it doesn't sound that loud, but SD was partially deafened for a while)

That was close... eh stop that... who plays with the bell around my ears...

*looks around*

Oh... errm... never mind

*notices ICER coming back*

Now I have something special for you

*pulls very strong and long rubber band from his pocket, lays down and creates powerful sling-shot from his legs and rubber band, loads with over sized cluster bomb and fires*

Eat this!

*hits ICER to the chest and sends him to the ground... and all the mess he created than quickly dismantles sling and ducks for cover*

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PostPosted: 23-Feb-2006 09:13    Post subject: RE: A Man of the 23rd. Dragoon Cavalry Reply to topic Reply with quote

ICER gets up looks around and says "OK now, don't make me get my supersoaker."

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