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ralgith
Blighted Sun Battalion
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 Posted: 24-Mar-2006 01:31 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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Did everyone suddenly forget I work here?
*Takes daedster by the collar and tosses him out the back door into the alley.*
This alley is frequently used as a latrine for those who are too drunk to realize the sign on the door is fake  Enjoy the smell.
*Closes and locks the door.*
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Kalo Osis
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2006 05:53 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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"The pups are so cute.... "
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2006 09:32 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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*waves hand*
Oooo... our friend leaves?
Bye bye
*for some reason SD's childish expression is almost believable, probably the spirit of 3 years old child still slumbers within ... or ... is actually active  *
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daedster
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2006 02:03 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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Nice latrine facilities. Hope nobody needs to use them in a hurry.
Nice double standards as well.
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SaberDance
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| Posted: 27-Mar-2006 00:56 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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"Don't worry, Pup," the vested Davion mechwarrior says from his booth. "Ralgith is just having some fun at your expense."
(I seem to recall that anyone can be thrown out of the bar and grill any time, either at their own request, or at Lurch's.)
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daedster
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| Posted: 27-Mar-2006 12:25 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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Like I said, hope nobody has to use that latrine in a hurry. He did lock the door.
Their problem. Not mine.
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ralgith
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| Posted: 01-Apr-2006 10:39 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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On 2006-03-27 12:25, daedster wrote:
Like I said, hope nobody has to use that latrine in a hurry. He did lock the door.
Their problem. Not mine.
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Nah, the real latrine is behind the unmarked door in the corner. However, I've been tossed out of here 3 or 4 times myself. One time Lurch tossed me right into a puddle of urine... so count yourself lucky
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daedster
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| Posted: 02-Apr-2006 00:59 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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Don't really count much on anything anymore. Too much a believer in Murphy's laws. And I consider waking up each morning about as much luck as I will have. I need a beer.
And a bath.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 02-Apr-2006 13:03 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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On 2006-04-01 10:39, ralgith wrote:
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On 2006-03-27 12:25, daedster wrote:
Like I said, hope nobody has to use that latrine in a hurry. He did lock the door.
Their problem. Not mine.
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Nah, the real latrine is behind the unmarked door in the corner. However, I've been tossed out of here 3 or 4 times myself. One time Lurch tossed me right into a puddle of urine... so count yourself lucky
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Maybe you should consider yourself lucky too. There may be worse things than these unpleasant smelling pools. Fortunately the kitchen is not producing anything for quite some time, so the other surprises are less frequent.
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Kalo Osis
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| Posted: 02-Apr-2006 15:55 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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Yeah, the kitchen is more dangerous than a regiment of one hundred tonners. My wolf went in there....nothing came out....
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daedster
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| Posted: 02-Apr-2006 22:29 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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Sounds like the mess hall on the last world I was stationed on.
The only way to tell the pudding from the pie was to count the number of crusts. Either could be used to lube a 'Mech's actuators.
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Motown Scrapper
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| Posted: 02-Apr-2006 22:32 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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We used to have a cook here. He failed to come out of the kitchen several months ago. We have niether seen nor heard any sign of him since last fall. It has been feared that the meat finally caught and devoured him. It appears that the name Dead Fish now applies to him in another way.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 03-Apr-2006 05:19 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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On 2006-04-02 22:29, daedster wrote:
Sounds like the mess hall on the last world I was stationed on.
The only way to tell the pudding from the pie was to count the number of crusts. Either could be used to lube a 'Mech's actuators.
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Main problem with the food here is that it isn't dangerous to those who ingest it, but to those whom it ingests 
OOC: I smell a gramatic rat here, but I hope that the info hidden there is clear
[ This Message was edited by: Sleeping Dragon on 2006-04-03 05:21 ]
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Kalo Osis
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| Posted: 03-Apr-2006 06:34 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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It has a mind of its own.....sometimes it even sallies out of the kitchen to try and devour us.....nearly got me last time.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 03-Apr-2006 10:47 Post subject: RE: Comes in and finds.... |
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As your wolf proved, it doesn't need to crawl out. It has some dirty tricks to lure you inside that it can use anytime. I wonder if star commander one eye was thrown out or actually thrown in...
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