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Vagabond
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 Posted: 22-Jul-2005 18:08 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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OOC: I've been meaning to ask if peanut guns are ok for a while. Thanks for saving me the troublen 
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ooc- as long as it is within reason and maintains the fun of the enviroment, it is ok to have a peanut gun.
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bladewind
Free Rasalhague Republic
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2005 02:22 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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*withnin his safety of his crudely constructed furniture bunker, bladewind draws out a modified scoped BB gun which has being re-bored and tuned (to prevent injury) to fire peanuts.*
*resting the scope on his eye, he looks right into the vents of warhammer's bunker, pulls the trigger and scores. * 
Got 1.
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Alexis
Free Worlds League
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2005 21:18 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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Nah not yet, I have one more little surprise instore. . .
:: The door opens andat first no one walks through, just as the doors are about to close in fly a remote controled aerospace fighter, complete with a special payload. It flies over to Alexis and releases its payload on top of her. Two Water ballons filled with thick creamy melted peanut butter. Both ballons hit and explode, sending melted goo everywhere. ::
Seeing the look of disgust on Alexis's face, Alexx mutters under his breath, "Maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all. . ." He reaches into his pocket and fishes something out, "Now maybe a good time to try out Errols other new toy . . . "
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*Alexis gets up, walks over to AlexxKnight and grabs fist of clothes. Drags him near bar in clear view of everyone, kicks him in the butt out the front door. Then takes a measuring tape (attaches end that tape rolls into and takes other end) from where she stands and walks to where AlexxKnight landed outside of the B&G to measure where he landed.*
*After taking end of measuring tape and tacking it next to AlexxKnight, she walks back to the bar.*
"Hey Chihawk, what doe sthis tape measure say is the distance?"
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2005 23:19 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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Alexis, you know he can't read while he's working... 
It Read 10,963 mm
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Alexis
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| Posted: 24-Jul-2005 13:38 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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:: The door opens andat first no one walks through, just as the doors are about to close in fly a remote controled aerospace fighter, complete with a special payload. It flies over to Alexis and releases its payload on top of her. Two Water ballons filled with thick creamy melted peanut butter. Both ballons hit and explode, sending melted goo everywhere. ::
Seeing the look of disgust on Alexis's face, Alexx mutters under his breath, "Maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all. . ." He reaches into his pocket and fishes something out, "Now maybe a good time to try out Errols other new toy . . . "
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*Alexis gets up, walks over to AlexxKnight and grabs fist of clothes. Drags him near bar in clear view of everyone, kicks him in the butt out the front door. Then takes a measuring tape (attaches end that tape rolls into and takes other end) from where she stands and walks to where AlexxKnight landed outside of the B&G to measure where he landed.*
*After taking end of measuring tape and tacking it next to AlexxKnight, she walks back to the bar.*
"Hey Chihawk, what doe sthis tape measure say is the distance?"
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*After asking Chihawk to read the tape, Alexis goes to the ladies room to clean up and change into a clean outfit.*
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Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
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Alexis
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| Posted: 24-Jul-2005 13:43 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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On 2005-07-23 23:19, Sir Henry wrote:
Alexis, you know he can't read while he's working...
It Read 10,963 mm
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*Wearing claer red tank top, black denium miniskist and black cowboy boots, she looks down at tape measure.*
"Are you sure about that Sir Henry, I could have sworn it was farther than Raven..."
"Anyone eles have an eye on the distance for this one?"
*Alexis knowning someone was paying attention for betting purposes waits for someone to say something.*
"Here Sir Henry, I'll hand you 50 c-bills on an after kick bet. Let me know if someone says te distance was different."
*Alexis walks back over to bar and sits on a clean bar stool and drinks her coke reading her book on herbal remedies.*
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Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Delta
Lyran Alliance
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| Posted: 26-Jul-2005 20:16 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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-reloads- Bladewind you fool...
-tosses a peanut hand grenade in the fort, causing it to colapse-
SCORE!!
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parafighter
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| Posted: 26-Jul-2005 21:39 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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*Parafighter stands in the middle of the room with peanuts flying all around him.*
*He thinks "They forgot about me, I should remind them." loads a plastic drum filled to the brim with peanut cluster bombs on his peanut tube and covers everyone in peanuts and marshmallows.*
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Kalo Osis
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| Posted: 26-Jul-2005 21:45 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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"Ok, time to bring out the big stuff."
*Brings in a RPG launcher looking weapon, and loads what looks to be a cocnut into the muzzle. He blasts it at Parafighter, sending coconut milk and shells all round the bar and grill like shrapnel. THen he loads a bannana bomb, ready for firing*
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parafighter
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| Posted: 26-Jul-2005 22:02 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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"you missed me."
*Covers Kalo head to toe in peanuts and marshmallows."
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Kalo Osis
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| Posted: 26-Jul-2005 22:12 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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*Fires bannana bomb that hits Parafighter right in the chest, throwing banna bits and peels all over Parafighter, covering him in yellow.*
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bladewind
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| Posted: 27-Jul-2005 07:23 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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Where is Alexis our good lady ? 
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 27-Jul-2005 09:40 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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Probably wisely hiding behind the bar.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 27-Jul-2005 10:30 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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Cough, wheeze, cough...
*caught by peanut salvo in the open while yawning*
*consuming the peanuts from his hair and pockets, and piles the rest*
This looks like really big mess!
*hides behind his table with glass of lemonade in one hand and something else in the other hand, apparently waiting for something*
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Alexis
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| Posted: 27-Jul-2005 22:26 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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On 2005-07-27 07:23, bladewind wrote:
Where is Alexis our good lady ?
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"I went and got cleaned up you fools..."
*As Alexis sits at fartherest end of bar away from the food fights.*
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
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