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Alexis
Free Worlds League
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 Posted: 21-Jul-2005 23:29 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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On 2005-07-20 19:44, AlexxKnight wrote:
Hey who's picking a fight. I mean there is a bar fight, then there is the classic Mordel's Food Fights and Rubber Band fights. Its all in good fun.
:: tosses an even larger handful of peanuts at the new guy Alan::
"Again welcome to Mordel's, where everyone tosses peanuts at you. . . "
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*Alexis holding 2 brooms in her hand starts walking towards AlexxKnight.*
"Or kicks you out the door into the street for making a mess."
*Hands a broom to AlexxKnight and points to some of the 'peanuts' on the floor.*
"Please tempt me to pull a 'Raven' on someone today. I feel it bubbling to the surface. The last time I kicked someone out the landed atleast 11 meters on the otherside of the front doors. And Talen's car got smashed real good. Please make my day boys."
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Alexis
Free Worlds League
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| Posted: 21-Jul-2005 23:31 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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On 2005-07-20 22:29, parafighter wrote:
*Parafighter pulls out his peanut tube and hits AlexxKnight with a couple of peanut salvos.*
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*Alexis walks over and hands the other broom to Parafighter.*
"Clean or I'll charge you for the clean up..."
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Alexis
Free Worlds League
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| Posted: 21-Jul-2005 23:33 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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On 2005-07-20 22:57, AlexxKnight wrote:
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On 2005-07-20 22:29, parafighter wrote:
*Parafighter pulls out his peanut tube and hits AlexxKnight with a couple of peanut salvos.*
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Alexx slowly stands up shakes the peanuts out of his hair and his jacket, now you've ogne and done it Parafighter. You had to bring peanut weapons into this friendly little fight.
Suddenly Alexx's hand shoots down to his right leg as a hidden compartment pops open in his artificial leg and he pulls out a sutom peanut blazer pistol. He dives over the bar firing a wild burst of peanut buck shot at Parafighter, hitting him and possibly a few 'innocents' as well. (But hey if you're in the B&G are you really innocent?)
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*Alexis calls Lurch from his post and informs him a new weapon has been found in the B&G and it is behind the bar."
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Alexis
Free Worlds League
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| Posted: 21-Jul-2005 23:34 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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On 2005-07-21 10:34, Sleeping Dragon wrote:
If you'll pick some other kind of fight than Lurch would probably show you what does the word fight mean, and even with peanuts and rubber-bands you may have problems with Alexis.
I'm not throwing anything, so may I have some lemonade?
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*Alexis hands SD a fresh glass of lemonade. Winks at him when she takes empty glass from table.*
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Alexis
Free Worlds League
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| Posted: 21-Jul-2005 23:39 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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On 2005-07-21 22:55, AlexxKnight wrote:
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On 2005-07-21 22:28, Warhammer: 3025 wrote:
*Is glad that he never deconstructed his furniture-fort in the corner, and is immune to the fracas*
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The nerve of some people to think they can become immune to the fracas here at the B&G.
::Alexx runs over to Warhammer's furniture fortress, crouches down next to one of the view/gun ports and lobbs in half a dozen Rubber Band Grenades and a Macro Peanut Butter Stachel charge for good measure, before diving back over the bar, laughing all the way.::
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*Alexis walks calmly thru the B&G to a stool at the far end of the bar waiting for the little boys to stop playing so the can clean up their mess. Takes a drink of her Coke and open a book to read. When a drink order is called she lays down her book, takes drink to patron and then returns to her book. Looks up occassionaly to see how big the mess is and seeing it is getting worse, goes back to her book. also takes fresh drinks to patrons as the drinks are ordered. Alexis neglecting the drink requests from mess makers.*
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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bladewind
Free Rasalhague Republic
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| Posted: 22-Jul-2005 00:04 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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*peeks out of bunker*
Isit over ? 
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AlexxKnight
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 22-Jul-2005 00:23 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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On 2005-07-22 00:04, bladewind wrote:
*peeks out of bunker*
Isit over ?
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Nah not yet, I have one more little surprise instore. . .
:: The door opens andat first no one walks through, just as the doors are about to close in fly a remote controled aerospace fighter, complete with a special payload. It flies over to Alexis and releases its payload on top of her. Two Water ballons filled with thick creamy melted peanut butter. Both ballons hit and explode, sending melted goo everywhere. ::
Seeing the look of disgust on Alexis's face, Alexx mutters under his breath, "Maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all. . ." He reaches into his pocket and fishes something out, "Now maybe a good time to try out Errols other new toy . . . "
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Warhammer: 3025
Freelance
Captain, AFFC (Ret.)
Joined: 29-Jan-2005 00:00
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| Posted: 22-Jul-2005 00:55 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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On 2005-07-21 22:55, AlexxKnight wrote:
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On 2005-07-21 22:28, Warhammer: 3025 wrote:
*Is glad that he never deconstructed his furniture-fort in the corner, and is immune to the fracas*
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The nerve of some people to think they can become immune to the fracas here at the B&G.
::Alexx runs over to Warhammer's furniture fortress, crouches down next to one of the view/gun ports and lobbs in half a dozen Rubber Band Grenades and a Macro Peanut Butter Stachel charge for good measure, before diving back over the bar, laughing all the way.::
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*Eats all the peanut butter, then starts making a giant rubber band chain*
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Emmy
Clan Wolf
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| Posted: 22-Jul-2005 02:06 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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On 2005-07-22 00:23, AlexxKnight wrote:
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On 2005-07-22 00:04, bladewind wrote:
*peeks out of bunker*
Isit over ?
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Nah not yet, I have one more little surprise instore. . .
:: The door opens andat first no one walks through, just as the doors are about to close in fly a remote controled aerospace fighter, complete with a special payload. It flies over to Alexis and releases its payload on top of her. Two Water ballons filled with thick creamy melted peanut butter. Both ballons hit and explode, sending melted goo everywhere. ::
Seeing the look of disgust on Alexis's face, Alexx mutters under his breath, "Maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all. . ." He reaches into his pocket and fishes something out, "Now maybe a good time to try out Errols other new toy . . . "
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Oh, seems Alexis gets to throw someone out.
What do you think, boys? Is she going to beat her record?
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Vagabond
Mercenary
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Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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| Posted: 22-Jul-2005 02:12 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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On 2005-07-21 23:33, Alexis wrote:
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On 2005-07-20 22:57, AlexxKnight wrote:
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On 2005-07-20 22:29, parafighter wrote:
*Parafighter pulls out his peanut tube and hits AlexxKnight with a couple of peanut salvos.*
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Alexx slowly stands up shakes the peanuts out of his hair and his jacket, now you've ogne and done it Parafighter. You had to bring peanut weapons into this friendly little fight.
Suddenly Alexx's hand shoots down to his right leg as a hidden compartment pops open in his artificial leg and he pulls out a sutom peanut blazer pistol. He dives over the bar firing a wild burst of peanut buck shot at Parafighter, hitting him and possibly a few 'innocents' as well. (But hey if you're in the B&G are you really innocent?)
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*Alexis calls Lurch from his post and informs him a new weapon has been found in the B&G and it is behind the bar."
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*Lurch looks at Alexxknight and then looks at Chihawk who shakes his head that the peanut weapon is ok. He then shurggs and walks back to his post were he watches the goings on.*
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 22-Jul-2005 02:24 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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On 2005-07-22 00:04, bladewind wrote:
*peeks out of bunker*
Isit over ?
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*As bladewind asks this question, Vagabond who had managed to sneak off dives into Alexxknights Bunker [as the back of the Bar is a no-go-zone as per BnG rules] carrying in his hands his fun time toys.*
Hey old man. It has been awhile since we last did this in the BnG. Help me load this old thing.
*Vagabond lays down his several year old industrial package rubberband heavy machine gun, which fires the rubberbands used to bind together large bundles of mail and/or papers. He lifts the receptor casing and begins loading the gun.*
I've been meaning to have a little fun around here for abit now.
*As vagabond does this, Lurch reaches into his den and retreaves several wooden cases, which he places on the floor around him. He removes the lids on each and reveals vagabond's stash of ruberband guns. He then puts a sign up that says take one or two and join the fun. PS: be willing to clean up afterwards.*
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Warhammer: 3025
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Captain, AFFC (Ret.)
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| Posted: 22-Jul-2005 08:21 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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*Hunkers down into his neutral fortress with a rather large supply of booze and waits out the conflict, even going so far as the close the viewing port to make sure no rubber-band grenades or industrial rubber-bands get in*
[ This Message was edited by: Warhammer: 3025 on 2005-07-22 10:06 ]
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Evil is like a bowl of oranges. Only one, instead, is an orange of DOOM. That orange has a fate to rule over the other oranges with an iron fist. That orange is me.
Because sometimes, there are many guards in the castle.
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
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| Posted: 22-Jul-2005 09:04 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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*Watches the fight from relative safety behind his table*
What book do you read Alexis?
*after Alexis is being hit by special butter-bombs*
... uhh, never mind.
*tries to cover again*
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Delta
Lyran Alliance
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| Posted: 22-Jul-2005 09:13 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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-walks in with a crate and checks weapons-
-lurch grunts, wispers and shows lurch something and nods, walks to bar-
ER-PPC please.
-gets hit by a peanut barrage-
-whips out his converted SMG from his coat and fires a load of peanuts in the general direction it came from-
-ducks behind a table-
OOC: I've been meaning to ask if peanut guns are ok for a while. Thanks for saving me the troublen
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 22-Jul-2005 10:02 Post subject: RE: Alan: The Prodigal Son |
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*tries to catch some peanuts flying around and eat them while avoiding those not so tasty rubber bands*
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