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 Posted: 01-May-2002 02:07 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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Fourth Annual Masterbate-a-thon
Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon
Touch yourself for a good cause.
Guys do it, nice girls do it so say it out loud: Masturbation. Come As You Are encourages everyone to touch themselves for a good cause. The fourth annual Masturbate-A-Thon is a weekend of solo sex to raise funds for women's health organizations. Ask your friends and neighbours to sponsor you for every minute of masturbation during May 18-19. The event is held on the honour system and you decide how long you want to masturbate in the privacy of your own home. This year's charity is the Hassle Free Women's Clinic.
The top fundraisers in each category win prizes. If you use vibrators, watch porn or plug it in, enter in the "Plug in" section and win $100 off your May electricity bill. If you prefer batteries, enter the "Turn On" category and win $100 in batteries; and if you're a manual type of person, there is the "Lube Up" category where you can win $100 of lubricant. If you do a little (or a lot) of everything, try the "Get Off" category and try to win a $100 gift certificate to Come As You Are.
Why Masturbate?
It feels good.
It helps maintain good pelvic blood flow and strong pc muscles.
It's safe sex.
You don't have to worry if your partner came.
You learn what's best for your pleasure by masturbating, which in turn improves your sex life with your partners.
It's great for stress relief and can help you sleep.
Interesting Masturbatory Facts:
According to the latest issue of Flare magazine, in the 1800s, physicians induced orgasm, considering it a valid treatment for hysteria because they thought the condition was triggered by sexual deprivation. Eventually, a doctor invented the vibrator so women could "treat" themselves at home. Yet in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, western doctors blamed masturbation for everything from mental illness and tuberculosis to loose morality. Treatments varied from spiked rings to prevent nocturnal erections in boys and clitoridectomies (removal of the clitoris) for women. An orgasm is considered a good way to temporarily relieve menstrual cramps in women and stimulate the prostate gland in men, reducing the incidence of prostate infections.
The Hassle Free Women's Clinic is a community-based clinic providing medical and counseling services in all areas of sexual health. It is the largest anonymous HIV test site in Canada, and one of the country's busiest sexually transmitted disease clinics. The clinic provides services related to all facets of women's sexual and reproductive health.
Cadet's Commentary: Now this is a good cause I can really get behind. They need to get some good corporate sponsors though...Kleenex, Vivid Video, something. And I especially like this part:
Why Masturbate?
It feels good.
Well thank you Captain Obvious
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| Posted: 01-May-2002 02:08 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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P.S. This is in Toronto. And they think we're strange.
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Karagin
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| Posted: 01-May-2002 03:07 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ares
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| Posted: 01-May-2002 16:11 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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I've just lost faith in humanity..
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chihawk
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| Posted: 01-May-2002 16:17 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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I lost it a long time ago 
That's why I didn't lock or delete the thread 
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| Posted: 01-May-2002 16:26 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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HEY!!! They stole my idea.
That is just to weird.
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Ares
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| Posted: 01-May-2002 21:18 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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....
ya know, it's actually kind of a good idea if people pledge for it...
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OMG...what have I done?
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RFalcon
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| Posted: 01-May-2002 21:29 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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Ya know, I've already seen this, but it's just as good here (actually better, ya'll have a better sense of humor).
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| Posted: 01-May-2002 23:12 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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sponsor you for every minute of masturbation during May 18-19
Hmm, I can just see it now:
"Yes, the person you sponsored reported 20 hours worth of, uh, activity . . ."
Yeah, right.
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Karagin
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| Posted: 02-May-2002 00:51 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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They will measure by the ounce...LOL!
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| Posted: 02-May-2002 01:36 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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What they need to do is sponser the telethon around Star Trek episodes.
"Well be right back to our episode of Star Trek: The Next Generations, but let me take this chanve to thank all you Star Trek fans who are working hard to support us. All your masturbation is going to help a good cause..."
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Ares
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| Posted: 02-May-2002 07:22 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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heh...play all the Jeri Ryan episodes, tey'll make a fortune
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| Posted: 02-May-2002 09:04 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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And the new Enterprize one as well.
That Jolene Blalock is enough to raise a big.....ER.....Sum of cash....yea.....that's it....Sum of cash
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| Posted: 03-May-2002 01:02 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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You know, Toronto isn't really a part of Canada. They are a nation unto themselves, really! But, I'm still going to put my vote on this being a good idea!
Alexander
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| Posted: 03-May-2002 13:00 Post subject: Well I can die happy, cause I've seen it all: Or those wacky Canadians |
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I wonder if they would give you a paid vacation day for that.
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