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Alexis
Free Worlds League
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 Posted: 16-Jul-2005 22:05 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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Alright, that does it..
*tosses peanut cluster bomb (held together by rapidly melting marshmallows..) at Para*
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"Return fire!!! THAT MEANS WAR!!!" 
*Pulls out his peanut tube and hits Erenon with several volleys of peanuts and throws a peanut cluster bomb at him.*
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*Alexis goes to supply closet and pulls out 2 brooms and a dust pan and takes them to Para & Erenon.*
"Since you made the mess, you can clean it up. Or I'l charge you 20c bills for doing it. Your choice. I work here, I'm not your maid."
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Kalo Osis
Clan Ice Hellions
Star Colonel
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| Posted: 16-Jul-2005 22:09 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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"Thanks Alexis, for the shot and the information. I figured that most here are a few tons short of an Atlas, and some are sane enough to be normal, I just wanted one of the proprietor's personally analyzation."
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Alexis
Free Worlds League
Master Sergeant
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 16-Jul-2005 22:19 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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On 2005-07-16 22:09, Kalo Osis wrote:
"Thanks Alexis, for the shot and the information. I figured that most here are a few tons short of an Atlas, and some are sane enough to be normal, I just wanted one of the proprietor's personally analyzation."
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"I'm not the proprietor. He's either in his office or out running errands. Not my place to keep up with the boss. I do what I can to help keep this place in tack for when he is around. That does include when needed kicking butt across the street, or just tossing buts out the front door. I come to work and watch you (not you personally) boys make a mess and you boys seem to tip lousy and expect me to always be nice which I am. Please play nice and I won't have to pull a 'Talen' on you. Just a bit of advice for being around here. I will talk to you and bring drinks, play nice by keeping your hands to yourself and caling me by my name and we will be good friends. That cool with you?
If you need to understand what a 'Talen' is ask some of the old timers, they should remember if they were sober that day."
*Alexis nods and smiles to Kalo, leaves fresh drink and goes back to her place at the bar.*
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Erenon
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Sergeant
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Location: Singapore
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| Posted: 17-Jul-2005 04:23 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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*mutters*
Cleaning.
I'm short on the c-bills as it is.
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Kalo Osis
Clan Ice Hellions
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| Posted: 17-Jul-2005 06:04 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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On 2005-07-16 22:05, Alexis wrote:
Alright, that does it..
*tosses peanut cluster bomb (held together by rapidly melting marshmallows..) at Para*
"Return fire!!! THAT MEANS WAR!!!"
*Pulls out his peanut tube and hits Erenon with several volleys of peanuts and throws a peanut cluster bomb at him.*
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*Alexis goes to supply closet and pulls out 2 brooms and a dust pan and takes them to Para & Erenon.*
"Since you made the mess, you can clean it up. Or I'l charge you 20c bills for doing it. Your choice. I work here, I'm not your maid."
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*Claps hands*
"Well done Alexis, you tell em who is boss."
[ This Message was edited by: Kalo Osis on 2005-07-17 06:11 ]
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Alexis
Free Worlds League
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 17-Jul-2005 09:46 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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On 2005-07-17 06:04, Kalo Osis wrote:
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On 2005-07-16 22:05, Alexis wrote:
Alright, that does it..
*tosses peanut cluster bomb (held together by rapidly melting marshmallows..) at Para*
"Return fire!!! THAT MEANS WAR!!!"
*Pulls out his peanut tube and hits Erenon with several volleys of peanuts and throws a peanut cluster bomb at him.*
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*Alexis goes to supply closet and pulls out 2 brooms and a dust pan and takes them to Para & Erenon.*
"Since you made the mess, you can clean it up. Or I'l charge you 20c bills for doing it. Your choice. I work here, I'm not your maid."
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*Claps hands*
"Well done Alexis, you tell em who is boss."
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"The boss is Mordel. He runs a nice place here. Chihawk tends to the bar and making drinks. I take the drinks to the patrons. I clean only when necessary, and cleaning after a puker is not in the job description. As I have said before, you make nice to me or the odds are you'll be on the other side of the street. I'm a reasonable lady and nice to everyone. Enjoy your drinks. Let me know if there is anything else I canl get you."
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Kalo Osis
Clan Ice Hellions
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| Posted: 17-Jul-2005 10:02 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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"I knew...all that...just...nevermind. I bow down before the might of Mordel  ."
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Alexis
Free Worlds League
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| Posted: 17-Jul-2005 10:42 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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On 2005-07-17 10:02, Kalo Osis wrote:
"I knew...all that...just...nevermind. I bow down before the might of Mordel ."
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"Glad you do. Let me know what drinks you want and tips are appreciated." *Smiles a Kalo.*
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Seraph
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Major
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| Posted: 17-Jul-2005 11:13 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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Then there are those who are 7 beers short of a six-pack. So even if you give them a six-pack, they're still short.
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
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Location: Czech Republic
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| Posted: 17-Jul-2005 12:15 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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*picks one broom and cleans some mess*
Okay, I made some mess too.
*throws his broom at parafighter*
If my calculations are correct than two dozens of these yummy craters are yours 
And Alexis, My lemonade glass seems to be empty again, would you bring me some more please (and those chips )?
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bladewind
Free Rasalhague Republic
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Location: Singapore
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| Posted: 17-Jul-2005 12:15 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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*builds up a bunker of tables and chair*
There they go again.
*holes up in bunker* 
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Kalo Osis
Clan Ice Hellions
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| Posted: 17-Jul-2005 16:11 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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*Smiles back at Alexis"
"Would you get me a whiskey shot?"
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WhizzbangThePowerSquig
Royal Black Watch Regiment
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Joined: 21-Mar-2005 00:00
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 17-Jul-2005 16:13 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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At least it's just peanuts, and at least it's mostly at themselves.
*sigh*
Alexis, could you do me a favour and grab me another Guiness?
And don't worry, I like to tip well, after all, I've been in that position before.
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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
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| Posted: 17-Jul-2005 20:24 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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*Cleans up mess, then starts shooting rubberbands at bladewind.*
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Kalo Osis
Clan Ice Hellions
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| Posted: 17-Jul-2005 20:38 Post subject: RE: A Smoke Jaguar Survivor. |
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*Sighs*
"it disgraces everyone of the Clans when a fellow trueborn engages in petty tavern brawls"
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