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SaberDance
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 Posted: 24-Apr-2005 15:20 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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What happened to Florida?
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Seraph
Blighted Sun Battalion
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| Posted: 24-Apr-2005 21:57 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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(looks at SaberDance incredulously)
Go back to university. Do not pass payroll, do not collect your pay.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 25-Apr-2005 02:22 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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I thought that it was just not visible from Chicago. If the joke wasn't that ComStar adepts are sitting alone on WOB planet.
*Watches staring, puzzled faces of those, who listen for a while.*
You don't have to understand my jokes.
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Seraph
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| Posted: 25-Apr-2005 16:46 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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I'm an "old school" kinda guy. It's an old jkoke from an old time. (pre-wobblies)
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Oafman
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| Posted: 25-Apr-2005 18:11 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Yeah, he is an 'old school' Capellan. Back when they used to actually graduate....
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parafighter
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| Posted: 25-Apr-2005 19:58 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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 I came here to escape bad jokes.
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| Posted: 25-Apr-2005 23:22 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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You came to the WRONG place.
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Oafman
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| Posted: 26-Apr-2005 09:09 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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DEFINATELY. 
Did you hear the one about the Jade Falcon that graduated from college?
neither did I.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 26-Apr-2005 10:49 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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How!? Good one!
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Oafman
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| Posted: 26-Apr-2005 14:22 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Did you hear about the new Kurita zoo?
They put a fence around Liao space.
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parafighter
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| Posted: 26-Apr-2005 14:29 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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On 2005-04-26 09:09, Oafman wrote:
DEFINATELY.
Did you hear the one about the Jade Falcon that graduated from college?
neither did I.
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Be glad I'm not Jade Falcon any more or I would have throttled you.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 27-Apr-2005 08:50 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Even better!
Do you know why FCs can't play hide and seek with Dracs? Because we wouldn't seek them, if they finally faded away.
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Seraph
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| Posted: 27-Apr-2005 17:37 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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What do you call 10,000 fedrats at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
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Seraph
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| Posted: 27-Apr-2005 17:38 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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What'sthe difference between a dead Drac in the road and a dead dog in the road?
There are tire marks in front of the dog!
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 28-Apr-2005 05:17 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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What is the bloody mess on the feet of Kurita mech? Slow Capellans!
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