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Seraph
Blighted Sun Battalion
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"Seraph's Slaughter"
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 Posted: 02-May-2005 19:57 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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A pair of wobblies are walking through the woods when one of them suddenly drops down, his eyes roll up in his head and he stops breathing. The other wobblie starts to panic and calls back to base to get help. The comm officer in charge hands him over to a medic. "We're on our way, what's wrong?"
"My friend is dead!!"
"Stay calm sir."
"But he's dead!"
"First off, make sure he's dead."
A gunshot is heard.
"Okay now what?"
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Daphne Wilde
Star League Defense Force
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| Posted: 03-May-2005 02:16 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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"why are boys faster than girls? because boys have a stick shift and girls have a crack in their transmission"
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 03-May-2005 03:08 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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I heard that girls are faster, because it's much easier to run with skirt pulled up than with trousers pulled down 
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 03-May-2005 10:06 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Speaking of skirts...
(this is a personal fav)
Why do scotsmen where kilts?
Because the sheep get scared off when they hear a zipper.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 03-May-2005 14:09 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Huahahah!
Do you know, what runs through Dasher pilot's head when he crashes into an Atlas? His buttocks!
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Oafman
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| Posted: 03-May-2005 15:13 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Which Buttocks? the Atlas' or the pilot's? 
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Delta
Lyran Alliance
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| Posted: 03-May-2005 16:53 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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| Both, of corse.
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SaberDance
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 03-May-2005 16:54 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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I was once invited to a formal party with some Scots and elected to wear a kilt. When I asked what was worn underneath, they told me "nothing. It should all work fine."
ooc: as a matter of course, I am told that going "true" to a formal affair is highly insulting, as it implies you are expecting a fight. I feel sorry for the etiquette inspector...
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WhizzbangThePowerSquig
Royal Black Watch Regiment
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 03-May-2005 19:33 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Yeah, I had a friend who wore a kilt to his wedding. During the party, his mother asked him what he was wearing under it. His reply:
"My wife's lipstick."
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Daphne Wilde
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| Posted: 03-May-2005 23:40 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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figures. sexist to the max.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 04-May-2005 02:53 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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And probably Dasher's too.
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Oafman
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| Posted: 04-May-2005 10:02 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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ooc: I wore a kilt to my reception. My mom of all people was the one to do the kilt check. 
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Kiris65
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 27-May-2005 17:53 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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goinichi wah Oafman-sama...care to buy a drink to a thirsty old friend?
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Seraph
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
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| Posted: 27-May-2005 17:59 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Welcome back Kiris.
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Kiris65
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| Posted: 27-May-2005 18:35 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Hey Seraph! how´s it going...I was up reading that campaign you have running with Oafman...That is some excellent campaign you guys are playing.
hold it a second, let me buy you and to all the old regulars at Mordel´s a drink.
Bartender! ´round for everyone, and make it double for my pals Oafman and Seraph!
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