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Oafman
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 Posted: 28-Apr-2005 10:31 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Is there anyone who has been left out yet? How about some mercenary jokes?
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 28-Apr-2005 13:44 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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What about some pirate joke?
Two pirate warriors walk out from their DropShip. First asks "Were are you going?" and the other replies "I'm just on the way to buy some spare parts.", first just thinks for a while and then mutters "So, if they'll not catch you buy me some more."
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Seraph
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| Posted: 28-Apr-2005 17:20 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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That would be slow Lyrans, not Capellens. sheesh, green-horns. 
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Erenon
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| Posted: 28-Apr-2005 19:02 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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I agree.. Capellans wouldn't be staying around that long 
Only Lyrans would be that slow..
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SaberDance
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| Posted: 28-Apr-2005 20:02 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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A bandit king is out raiding when when a regiment shows up with their infantry and armor.
"Get my red shirt, mate," he says to his servant. "It hides my wouns and make's me look fierce!"
The servant heads into the dropship to get the shirt, when suddenly he sees the FedCom symbols. "Hurry with my red shirt, mate! And grab my brown pants too!"
-rephrase to insult whomever you like.
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bladewind
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| Posted: 28-Apr-2005 20:27 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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| Another round for all, its a good day to share bad bar room jokes.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 29-Apr-2005 11:02 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Capellans with tanks aren't fast and Lyrans are usually too big for walking over them. Lyrans are ideal targets for bombing and artillery practice.
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Oafman
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| Posted: 29-Apr-2005 14:47 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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They make good cannon fodder as well.
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Seraph
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| Posted: 29-Apr-2005 18:07 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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A Marik tanker pulled his Demolisher into the repair bay. The lead tech walks up and askes what's wrong.
"Not sure, it's been acting funny."
The tech replies," Give me 2 hours and I'll find out what's wrong."
So 2 hours later the Marik tanker comes back.
"Find my problem?"
"Yeah, crap in your carburator"
"How often do I have to do that?" asked the marik tanker.
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Oafman
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| Posted: 29-Apr-2005 19:38 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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*Oafman starts laughing so hard he falls off of his chair.*
snort, cough, snort....
Man that hurts when the beer comes out of your nose. I will have to remember that one.
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| Posted: 29-Apr-2005 20:44 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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This is for bad jokes only. But that reminds me of another one.
A clan mechwarrior gets sick of his techies looking down on him behind his back, so he decides to show them that he can do tech stuff too.
Next time his mech is acting up, he takes out another mechwarrior to figure out exactly the best way to describe the problem.
"Best I can figure, the fussion engine is making a funny noise," he tells his friend.
"Yes, but what kind of noise," Says the other mechwarrior. "That is a distinct bumphhwish!"
So the mechwarrior takes the mech into his techs and says "The think goes bumphhwish when I start running." And he smiles, since he has demonstrated technical forsight.
The tech nods his head and yells back into the bay: "Hey guys, this mech's Fussion Engine makes a funny noise!"
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 30-Apr-2005 03:29 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Band of techs crawls about badly mauled machine. They are watched by small boy from the ground. After some time they fix most problems, but they are unable to power-up the engine. the boy just says "I know whats wrong." The techs send him away and work whole day on it. Then the boy comes again and says "I know whats wrong." They sand him away angrily and work whole night. Morning the boy comes again and says "I know whats wrong." So one of the techs climbs down and asks the boy whats wrong and the boy replies "It's broken."
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bladewind
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| Posted: 30-Apr-2005 12:30 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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*Cough* *gasp*
Thats a good one
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Oafman
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| Posted: 02-May-2005 09:43 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Sven and Ole from the Rasalhague Guards were working on Ole's car. Ole tells Sven to go behind the car to see if the emergency flashers are working. So Sven goes and and yells "Yes... No.... Yes.... No.... Yes... No....
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 02-May-2005 14:29 Post subject: RE: Jokes around the table. |
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Huehahaha! *falls under the table*
How about this one?
Two beatles fly for an hour, then suddenly one turns right and the other doesn't care at all.
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