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Erenon
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Sergeant
Joined: 04-Jun-2004 00:00
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Location: Singapore
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 Posted: 04-Apr-2005 19:51 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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That is true indeed.
And my apologies Emmy for speaking the name that should not be spoken.
And...
*splash*
Hey Seraph! Watch your peanuts will you??
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
Joined: 18-Nov-2003 00:00
Posts: 1657
Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Apr-2005 09:26 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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Paper pusher? You had better watch out. AT the rate you are going, you will soon join the ranks of the desk jockeys. 
*Oafman starts flinging peanuts so that they bounce off of Seraphs head into the newly poured drinks that Chihawk just delivered.*
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Beebles
Kell Hounds
Lieutenant
Joined: 12-May-2004 00:00
Posts: 209
Location: Ireland
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| Posted: 05-Apr-2005 11:00 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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*Ducks as Peanut whizzes towards him*
*Searches through bag*
Nothing beats Being beaned with a walnut.
*Fires walnut in Seraphs general Direction*
[ This Message was edited by: Beebles on 2005-04-05 11:00 ]
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
Joined: 18-Nov-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Apr-2005 11:04 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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I just thought of something. Maybe we should be more careful, this new guy might think that we are all NUTS!!!!
*Oafman tries to duck under the table to hide from the backlash.*
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Warhammer: 3025
Freelance
Captain, AFFC (Ret.)
Joined: 29-Jan-2005 00:00
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| Posted: 05-Apr-2005 14:31 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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*Surreptitiously moves from his current table to a table in the corner*
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Because sometimes, there are many guards in the castle.
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StarRaven
Federated Suns
Leftenant General
Joined: 01-Jun-2004 00:00
Posts: 1138
Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Apr-2005 17:03 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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::covers drink with one hand and throws peanuts at Oafman with the other::
Your pun hurts my head! Ow! See, there it is again.
Hey, wait a second... That's from peanuts. All right, who threw those!??!!
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On 2005-04-04 04:15, Erenon wrote:
Also search for posts by StarCommander OneEye to find out what NOT to do...)
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That's some good advice. In the door and out the window he went... And more than once to boot. Some people learn, and some don't.
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
Master Bartender
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 8051
Location: United States
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| Posted: 05-Apr-2005 17:25 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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On 2005-04-03 11:16, parafighter wrote:
OOC: unlike my bar and grill character I haven't have a battle yet
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And because of that you probably shouldn't be rating mechs 
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Seraph
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Major
Joined: 11-Mar-2004 00:00
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| Posted: 05-Apr-2005 19:58 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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(hurls some almonds at Oafman and Erenon)
Nuts to you!
(taking fire, Seraph ducks under the table)
At least there's no marshmellows this time.
(shudders as he picks up some peanuts and walnuts, hoping he didn't just jinx himself)
Nuts to Dracs!!!
(Hurls a handful of assorted nuts towards the Kuritan's table)
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Warhammer: 3025
Freelance
Captain, AFFC (Ret.)
Joined: 29-Jan-2005 00:00
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| Posted: 05-Apr-2005 20:04 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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*Heaves his super-sized Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man doll at Seraph*
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Evil is like a bowl of oranges. Only one, instead, is an orange of DOOM. That orange has a fate to rule over the other oranges with an iron fist. That orange is me.
Because sometimes, there are many guards in the castle.
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Seraph
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Major
Joined: 11-Mar-2004 00:00
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| Posted: 05-Apr-2005 20:12 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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(feels something soft make contact with his head)
AAGH!!
(fearing the worst Seraph reaches up and pulls the doll down off the table top)
Whew. Just a doll.
(tosses the doll to chihawk)
Here's a new mascot for the crew.
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Beebles
Kell Hounds
Lieutenant
Joined: 12-May-2004 00:00
Posts: 209
Location: Ireland
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| Posted: 06-Apr-2005 03:25 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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A Pun is the lowest form of wit.
A Bun is the lowest form of wheat.
*eats bun*
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
Joined: 18-Nov-2003 00:00
Posts: 1657
Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Apr-2005 09:14 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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*Oafman returns fire with a macadamia nut that barely misses Seraphs left ear.*
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AlexxKnight
Federated Suns
Colonel
Joined: 11-Feb-2002 00:00
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2005 03:07 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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On 2005-04-04 09:28, Emmy wrote:
Actually, One-Eye was kind of amusing... *clears throat* Definately memorable. Hum. What a waste of good peanuts here... They are the only relatively edible things we have!
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That's not saying much, considering the only other then that has ever been on the menu was that mysterious gray meat, that Dead Fish used to try and cook up in the kitchen when it wasn;t attacking him and the rest ofthe patrons. I'm still affraid of going nearthe kitchen . . .
:: as a flurry of peanuts land near his table in the corner, Alexx Knight clamly stands up, places his beer on the floor behind pickcks up his own dish of assorted nuts, turns the tables over carefully and hunkers down in the corner to raid out the ensuing peanut war . . .::
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ralgith
Blighted Sun Battalion
1st Company
"Ralgith's Renegades"
Colonel
Joined: 18-Aug-2003 00:00
Posts: 2021
Location: United States
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2005 17:59 Post subject: RE: new guy |
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*Assists Seraph by chucking walnuts around the side of the table they share*
Man pal-o-mine, we're in a spot today, neh?
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Blighted Sun Battalion
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