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jymset
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 Posted: 31-Mar-2005 14:09 Post subject: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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Hi guys, first of all, to my chargrin:
Your Buddhist claptrap is undermined by your huge
gut, receding hairline and ludicrous fighting
style. And I bet you can't really cook either.
Which Kung Fu movie star are you?
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Now, I was pointed towards that quiz from this site. My goodness, it rules! I am a bit of a film geek, but only really sink my time into www.aint-it-cool-news.com as well as checking up www.imdb.com regularly. But this one had me literally laughing tears! Here is the URL, check it out:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/david.thomas41/home.htm
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jymset
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| Posted: 31-Mar-2005 14:14 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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And Old Skool Type:
You may look like the sort who would turn the other
cheek, but you'd much rather kick it. The
scourge of Jackie Chan in Drunken Master"
and John Liu in "The Snuff Bottle
Connection", it would be a braver man than
me who insulted your beard.
Which Kung Fu Star Are You? - Old Skool Style
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Who the f*** is he?
(am I or am I not allowed to use such 'evil' words in my virtual speech on these boards? I hate self-censoring...)
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"Rear armour is defeatist!" - unknown Kuritan Mechwarrior
The AC5 is a great gun!
On heat, 3025 style:
A Rifleman knows no heat.
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Oafman
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| Posted: 31-Mar-2005 14:55 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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I ended up with Jackie Chan.
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Nightmare
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| Posted: 31-Mar-2005 15:40 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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You are as tough as you are beautiful. You have the
grace of a delicate flower and the stopping
power of a 2x4 in the gonads. I love you, will
you marry me?
Which Kung Fu movie star are you?
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Perfect! 
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| Posted: 31-Mar-2005 15:47 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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It keeps calling me Michelle Yeoh, but I feel more like Jackie Chan. Is that wierd?
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StarRaven
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| Posted: 31-Mar-2005 15:56 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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You are as tough as you are beautiful. You have the
grace of a delicate flower and the stopping
power of a 2x4 in the gonads. I love you, will
you marry me?
Which Kung Fu movie star are you?
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On 2005-03-31 15:47, Warhammer: 3025 wrote:
It keeps calling me Michelle Yeoh, but I feel more like Jackie Chan. Is that wierd?
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That depends on whether or not you do your own stunts and how you look in a dress.
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Seraph
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| Posted: 31-Mar-2005 16:24 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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You have no discernible martial arts skills or
acting talent, yet millions of sad internet
fanboys treat you as an action God. Lucky for
you none of them saw 'Johnny Mnemonic'.
Keanu Reaves dude.
[ This Message was edited by: Seraph on 2005-03-31 16:25 ]
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| Posted: 31-Mar-2005 16:35 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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jackie chan.
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Ruger
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| Posted: 31-Mar-2005 18:00 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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Depending on the questions (I got two sets when I brought up the page from two of the posted links)...either Jackie Chan or Michelle Yeoh...
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Erenon
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| Posted: 31-Mar-2005 22:31 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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Ditto...
Your zany brand of kung fu slapstick has been
delighting the world for over 20 years. Your
flexibility is only matched by your daring-do.
One of these days you'll kill yourself, you
lunatic.
Which Kung Fu movie star are you?
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Oafman
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| Posted: 01-Apr-2005 13:11 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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Yes, Warhammer, that is weird. 
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Oafman
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| Posted: 01-Apr-2005 13:12 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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Gee, no Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee personalities here?
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| Posted: 01-Apr-2005 16:47 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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On 2005-03-31 15:56, StarRaven wrote:
That depends on whether or not you do your own stunts and how you look in a dress.
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I have the myriad bruises and medical records to prove that I do all my own stunts (falling down stairs, getting beaned with a baseball, dropping a 20 pound bookbag on my ingrown toenail...you name it, I've probably had it inflicted upon me). I'm also told that I wouldn't look THAT bad in a dress.
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Because sometimes, there are many guards in the castle.
Ya Rl'yeh!
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Beebles
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 04:12 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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Jackie chan
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jymset
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2005 04:15 Post subject: RE: "What Kung Fu movie star are you?" + really cool movie site |
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So, am I the only lardy Steven Segal here?
 how embarrassing.....
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