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For those that play Champions (or any of the other Hero systen games)...this was sent out to the Hero System mailing list originally posted on rec.games.frp.super-heroes a few years ago:
On Phase 1, God (SPD 12, 1,000,000 point Cosmic Power Pool (Omnipotence), All Senses In The Book Interdimensional with +90 Telescopic, 30 levels overall, and 100d6 Telepathy Area Effect area doubled 90 times,
Sense And Detect Anything Left Out (Omniscience), 270 levels Growth always
on, Desolid always on, Invisibility to All Sense Groups always on (Omnipresence), Perk: God, shifts 11475 points of his power pool into a 30d6 ranged Autofire Transformation Attack Area Effect Radius with 90 doublings of area (+22.5, volume of the universe), creating the heavens and the earth.
END cost = 1148
On Phase 2, He soliloquized, ("Let There Be Light!"), demonstrated His Power with a 2000d6 Flash Explosion Loses 1d6 every 36,000,000 hexes (+6.5) Uncontrolled Continuous 0 END (cheaper than one charge lasting several billion years) and unleashed a 2000d6 Presence Attack. However, as He had
not yet created anyone else to use the Presence Attack on, this had no game
effect. End cost = 0
On Phase 3, He shifted 1350 points of His power pool into 100STR Telekinesis, Area Effect Radius with 18 doublings of area (+4.5, volume of the Earth), and separated the waters and the earth. END = 135
On Phase 4, God used a 3d6 Entangle Autofire Area Effect Radius with 18 doublings of area (+4.5, slightly less than the surface area of the Earth) with the special effect of plant growth, using up another 210 points of His power pool. END = 21
On Phase 5, God used his Transformation Attack again, pulling the active points to only the surface of the Earth (reduce area doubling to 18, new active cost of 6075) and created living things in the 0-500 active point range, all with the No Fine Manipulation limitation. END = 608
On Phase 6, God took an Incompetent DNPC (Adam, all normal stats, Perk: Dominion over all the beasts of the land, air and sea, Life Support: Slowed aging (2), Psych Lim: No knowledge of good and evil, Psych Lim: Gullible) on a 14-. He also shifted 4000 points of His power pool to REC. End cost = 0
On Phase 7, God took a much needed Recovery, regaining all the END he spent.
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Gangrene
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| Posted: 26-Apr-2002 02:49 Post subject: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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Hehe, that's good for a chuckle; althought I'm starting to think you guys have too much time on your hands 
Originally claimed Adam was not gullible
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| Posted: 26-Apr-2002 02:55 Post subject: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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I dunno...he did trust a woman.
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| Posted: 26-Apr-2002 02:56 Post subject: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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Dang, someone replied before I edited my post.
And your argument is exactly why I edited my post. Yes, maybe Adam was gullible.
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| Posted: 26-Apr-2002 12:10 Post subject: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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Homer Simpson: It's funny 'cause its's true!
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| Posted: 26-Apr-2002 16:09 Post subject: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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I think it's funny Gg because when I saw it my first response was "Why is Adam gullible"...I got a one word answer..."Eve".
I needed no more of an arguement for his gullibility 
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| Posted: 29-Apr-2002 03:34 Post subject: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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To be fair though, when Eve offered the Apple she was naked. Maybe guillible isn't the word....horny may be closer to the mark
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| Posted: 29-Apr-2002 03:47 Post subject: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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I am still sticking to the idea that God had one hell of a sense of humor when he made man...so far we have messed this planet up and seem to be doing a fine job of trying to wipe out everything on the planet...I am sure HE is getting one hell of a laugh out of this.
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| Posted: 29-Apr-2002 03:53 Post subject: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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Proof the Big Six in the Sky has a sense of humor...the platypus.
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| Posted: 29-Apr-2002 04:04 Post subject: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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Hell I thought you were going to say Bill Clinton or his husband Hilary.
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| Posted: 27-Jul-2002 17:29 Post subject: RE: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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LoL...Ya know, the guy who did the math on this needs a girlfriend...
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| Posted: 27-Jul-2002 18:12 Post subject: RE: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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how do you know that a girl didn't write this? thats being sexist and is punishable by death
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| Posted: 27-Jul-2002 18:28 Post subject: RE: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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It's not written as a woman wrote it. Man did't cause every bad thing to happen....And she would remember it....
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| Posted: 27-Jul-2002 18:43 Post subject: RE: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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Actually, I thought about that...and as a gamer of over twenty years, and a married man of fifteen years, I came to the logical conclusion that no woman worthy of the sex would take the time to figure out something so useless.
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| Posted: 27-Jul-2002 19:32 Post subject: RE: The Bible...Hero style ;-) |
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I also have been gamimg for over two decades and have been married twice...I know a woman would waste her time doing this...She say; 'It's your fault, now fix it.'
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