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Karagin Imperial Karagin Army Imperial General
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Posted: 13-Jan-2005 12:22 Post subject: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. |
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This is so wrong it’s not funny. Another case of stupidity in action by those who can’t take a joke and wear their emotions and feelings on their sleeves...these folks must work for the Ministery of Love.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6818054/?GT1=6065
_________________ Karagin Only the dead have seen the end of war. - Plato
"Wasted trip Man. Nobody said nuthin' about lockin' horns with no tigers." Oddball
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SaberDance Federated Suns Colonel
Joined: 07-May-2004 00:00 Posts: 837
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Posted: 13-Jan-2005 16:06 Post subject: RE: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. |
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I could have been a surgeon/I like taking things apart
I could have been a lawyer/but I just had too much heart.
I could have been in politics/cause I've always been a big spender...
And me, I coulda been, a contender.
And all this time I thought Bryan Henson was being too hard on the lawyers... _________________ "Politics is the Art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, misdiagnosing the problem, and applying the wrong solution."
-Groucho Marx
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StarRaven Federated Suns Leftenant General
Joined: 01-Jun-2004 00:00 Posts: 1138 Location: United States
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Posted: 13-Jan-2005 20:53 Post subject: RE: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. |
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Ridiculous. "Warning: Hot coffee is hot. Do not spill on crotch."
Why is everyone so eager to take offense to everything? Before you know it, I'll have girls suing me for holding the door for them. Damned lawyers.
_________________ "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close semblance to the first."
- Attributed to General Aleksandr Kerensky
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Gunslinger Patch Royal Black Watch Regiment Major
Joined: 04-Mar-2002 00:00 Posts: 1611
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Posted: 14-Jan-2005 00:41 Post subject: RE: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. |
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Don't worry, I'm sure they'll get rich in the freedom of speech/civil rights lawsuit.
What I want to know if who can fire the judge forthwith and will they do so as they rightly should? _________________ "Those who beat their guns into plows will plow for those with guns..." -Thomas Jefferson
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mud Draconis Combine Tai-sho
Joined: 23-Jul-2002 00:00 Posts: 1618
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Posted: 14-Jan-2005 16:38 Post subject: RE: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. |
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I've been arrested for this sort of thing before; it was a cop in my case though, not a lawyer.
Always loads of fun, those guys.
_________________ "The enemy's gate is down."
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Karagin Imperial Karagin Army Imperial General
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Posted: 14-Jan-2005 23:06 Post subject: RE: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. |
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On 2005-01-13 20:53, StarRaven wrote:
Ridiculous. "Warning: Hot coffee is hot. Do not spill on crotch."
Why is everyone so eager to take offense to everything? Before you know it, I'll have girls suing me for holding the door for them. Damned lawyers.
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As Roden Carrington says here's your sign...and his buddy Jeff Foxworthy points out there would be no signs if folks didn't do stupid things.
Soon we will see this on the courthouses around the country:
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
So as not to get sued...
Party Slogan on the Ministry of Truth building in 1984
_________________ Karagin Only the dead have seen the end of war. - Plato
"Wasted trip Man. Nobody said nuthin' about lockin' horns with no tigers." Oddball
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Seraph Blighted Sun Battalion 2nd Company "Seraph's Slaughter" Major
Joined: 11-Mar-2004 00:00 Posts: 1744
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Posted: 15-Jan-2005 09:22 Post subject: RE: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. |
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Bill Engvall does the "Here's your sign" bit. _________________ If ignorance is bliss, then why are you so miserable?
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