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Kraken
Federated Suns
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 Posted: 16-May-2002 16:40 Post subject: Joke Sheet #10 |
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5-13-02:
A man was surprised to learn one day that for his efforts at work, his boss was giving him an extra week
for vacation and a nice raise. After running the numbers, he realized that this would be enough to take both him
and his family to the Carribean for a vacation.
Anxiously, he phoned up his brother, a sailor on a cruise ship, to ask about the islands. One by one, the
man named off a location, only to be told by his brother that the main activities for tourists were entirely
adult-oriented- including many of the beaches.
In despair, the man looked all the way down at the bottom of his list, and found one last location he
hadn’t asked about. In sheer frustration, he read off the name and asked his brother:
“Ron,” he said. “What would be the main tourist activity here?”
“Well, it’s not adult oriented.”
“Hooray! What is it?”
“Drug running.”
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Ares
Clan Jade Falcon
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| Posted: 16-May-2002 17:13 Post subject: Joke Sheet #10 |
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Devil went down to Jamaca, he was looking to sell some weed, he was doing fine, they were all in line, it was some excellent weed indeed.... (not gonna bother to post all lyrics)
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Talen
Capellan Confederation
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| Posted: 16-May-2002 17:26 Post subject: Joke Sheet #10 |
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I dont think I have heard the Devil going as far south as the Carrib. Last time I saw, he was down in Georgia with a fiddle.
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
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| Posted: 16-May-2002 17:33 Post subject: Joke Sheet #10 |
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Last I heard he lost that fiddle 
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Talen
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| Posted: 16-May-2002 19:06 Post subject: Joke Sheet #10 |
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Heh heh heh...too funny.
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 16-May-2002 19:35 Post subject: Joke Sheet #10 |
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I have both Devils on mp3's ...somewhere...
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Talen
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| Posted: 16-May-2002 19:59 Post subject: Joke Sheet #10 |
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Interestingly Primus did a good version of it too.
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