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PostPosted: 23-Apr-2002 21:11    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

Sand. Take a 10 Gal bucket, Fill it with about 6 gallons of non-beach sand.(Play sand works well) Put the Chain in. Put the lid on and roll it for about half an hour.
If no lid, shake for half an hour.

Stains are gone!!!

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PostPosted: 25-Apr-2002 11:31    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2002-04-11 13:32, Karagin wrote:
LOL!

I thought I saw a bar wench around here some where...




"The name bar "wench" is only reserved for 2 men in this place. And you ain't one of them." Winking at Icer and Draconis.

"The last guy who called me that, I kicked out the door and he landed on Talen's car."

Again winks at Icer and Draconis.

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PostPosted: 25-Apr-2002 11:35    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2002-04-11 20:35, Sir Henry wrote:
She's around here somewhere...

Taking bets on how far Karagin will fly, when Alexis gets here.....

Sir Henry




"He'll go farther than Raven did."

Places 20cbills down. "Here's my bet Sir Henry."

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PostPosted: 25-Apr-2002 12:05    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

I take part of that action.

Who has the tape measurer?

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PostPosted: 25-Apr-2002 12:28    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2002-04-25 12:05, ICER wrote:
I take part of that action.

Who has the tape measurer?




Hands Icer a brand new tape measure. "Here ya go Icer. Use that and see if someone will doulbe check your measruements."

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PostPosted: 25-Apr-2002 12:44    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

You know, perhaps Mordel can install a laser range finder so we can get hyper-accurate measurements.

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PostPosted: 25-Apr-2002 12:54    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

Now here is the question. Since Wench is unaccetable, how about, and I would like to remind everyone that i'm asking for the purly scientific aquisition of knowledge, but what about the following terms, could we get a ruling on these?

Dishwasher, Food fetcher, cannon fodder, eye candy, and my personal favorite, a proper woman.

*OOC - Please note that this is a JOKE and that anyone who takes this in more then a "haha" manner needs to see a PROCTOLOGIST at their earliest convience to get the large metal pole removed from their @$$. Thank you. END OOC*

*Raven runs out the door before anyone can get him, and cackling evily as he jumps into his Zeus, he lumbers away.*

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PostPosted: 25-Apr-2002 16:25    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2002-04-25 12:54, Raven! wrote:
Now here is the question. Since Wench is unaccetable, how about, and I would like to remind everyone that i'm asking for the purly scientific aquisition of knowledge, but what about the following terms, could we get a ruling on these?

Dishwasher, Food fetcher, cannon fodder, eye candy, and my personal favorite, a proper woman.

*OOC - Please note that this is a JOKE and that anyone who takes this in more then a "haha" manner needs to see a PROCTOLOGIST at their earliest convience to get the large metal pole removed from their @$$. Thank you. END OOC*

*Raven runs out the door before anyone can get him, and cackling evily as he jumps into his Zeus, he lumbers away.*

Raven, "He's bad to the bone!"


By name would be very nice. I can handle be referred to as eye candy and a proper woman. Now 'Dishwasher, Food fetcher, cannon fodder' are not in my job description as waitress.

BTW, you needed a 'PROCTOLOGIST' last time you insulted me, remember. You don't want a repeat do you??



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PostPosted: 25-Apr-2002 17:10    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

I know I may regret asking....

....but about "food fetcher" isn't in the job description of a waitress?

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PostPosted: 25-Apr-2002 20:19    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

Dead-Fish jumps out of the kitchen with a plate of freshly cooked stake in each hand and a blood stain sword scabbarded to his back. “Ok everyone who ordered food raise yer hand”. Passing by Alexis he whispers “ serve the rest of the plates in the kitchen quick!” Alexis goes into the kitchen and then comes out with a few plates and a look like she’s trying to keep her lunch down, yet the bar dwellers are too distracted by the sight of food actually coming out of the kitchen to notice. Afterwards DF heds over to sit at the bar and orders an AMP. “Man Chihawk it was a battle field in there. I can only hope that everyone starts to eat before the things regain consciousness ”

ps ive always thought "underpaied slave" had a nice ring to it

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PostPosted: 25-Apr-2002 20:30    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

Awww Alexis, are you saying you want to play with me again? Cause this time i'll be ready!!! I've sewn pillows into my pants!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Raven, with feathers to spare!
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PostPosted: 26-Apr-2002 09:05    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

That will not help if you do not land on your pants.....

Alexis, how far is your bet?

Everyone, I need to know the Amount and distance....

Sir Henry, Gettin his PDA in order..

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PostPosted: 26-Apr-2002 12:28    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

Raven grins and points outside. There is a large gun truck with twin Ultra AC/20s on the turret. The BOIL Corp Insigna proudly displayed on the armor. "Anyone boots me, those guys open up. We'll call it our Antiboot insurance policy. You don't even have to pay to get life insurance! it comes free! Isn't BOIL GRAND?!"

Raven, whose going to up the stakes cause he's tired of being kicked around and killed all the time.
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PostPosted: 26-Apr-2002 14:47    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2002-04-25 17:10, chihawk wrote:
I know I may regret asking....

....but about "food fetcher" isn't in the job description of a waitress?



I fogort that. My mistake. I do place food infront of the patrons when they order. ,

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PostPosted: 26-Apr-2002 15:07    Post subject: Can one order food around here? Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2002-04-26 12:28, Raven! wrote:
Raven grins and points outside. There is a large gun truck with twin Ultra AC/20s on the turret. The BOIL Corp Insigna proudly displayed on the armor. "Anyone boots me, those guys open up. We'll call it our Antiboot insurance policy. You don't even have to pay to get life insurance! it comes free! Isn't BOIL GRAND?!"

Raven, whose going to up the stakes cause he's tired of being kicked around and killed all the time.



"Hey Raven, would they like drinks outside??"
Smiling at Raven.

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