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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 12:36    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote



Vampire creeps out of the trapdoor leading to the basement and staggers to the bar.


(whispering in a hoarse voice caused by the ingestion of more than one liter of 40 proof alcohol and cigarette abuse)

"Chihawk, do you have anything for hangovers"


Whoa, people, what a night, I lost count of how much I drank and at any rate I have a blank in my memory after 02:00 AM, but considering that I never have hangovers, I must have really enjoyed myself this time. *ooooohhhh* (clutches head in pain) And I got the blonde's number, too. Not a bad night, I suppose *smiles*


I woke up at 2PM , any of you know of a cure for hangovers? This is a completely new experience for me, and none too pleasant.

I will stop typing now, my head hurts.

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 13:38    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

The best remedy for hangovers I have found is to stay drunk

Actully. I do not drink anymore. I stopped that morning after a night I can't remember, But woke up on the capital steps in Austin. And I lived in Californa at the time. And I still do know how (Or why)I was there.

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 17:29    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

You gotta be kidding, right??

Say that again, you lived in California and awoke the next morning in TEXAS??


Perhaps you were abducted by an UFO
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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 17:48    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

Not only in Texas. But the capital building of it.

From Orange County CALF, To Austin TX, In around 16 hours. No money,No car,No nothing.

Luckly I was rasied in Dallas. so getting there to get back to Calf, was not that bad.

To this day. None of my friends nor me know how I got there. They said that I left their party walking (To drunk to drive)And that was the last the saw of me until I got back fromn Texas.

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 19:02    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

I once woke up from from a huge night of drinking in a bed with 2 woman I would have given my left nut to sleep with.

If only I could remember if I did or not....

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 19:17    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

actually. to releave hang overs you need to increase the amount of o2 in your blood. to curculate the alcohol out of you blood system.


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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 19:23    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

or use the "hair of the dog" method.

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 20:04    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

*blinks* What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis?
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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 20:11    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

"hair of the dog" refers to an old wives tale.

In this context it means start drinking again

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 20:32    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

OH! I have a cure! (cause i'm in college!)

I'd recommend Pedialite or any childrens flu/dysintary medication. The idea is to hydrate your system really quickly (cause thats why you're so sick! its true! don't drink anything for a few days and you'll feel the same way). It works wonders.

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 20:50    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

AAAHHHH!! chihawk!!! You removed the offensive material before I could read it.

Drats

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 20:54    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

Sorry dude, it's my job

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 21:17    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

And you still don't get paid?????

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 21:19    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

I do this out of duty to my friend Mordel.

Boy, does that sound corny or what???

Hell, I do it 'cause he brings over rum every couple weeks

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PostPosted: 27-Mar-2002 14:42    Post subject: The mother of all hangovers Reply to topic Reply with quote

Come on chihawk, Tell the truth. You do it because you like the sense of power over us.

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