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Alexis
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On 2002-03-22 16:42, chihawk wrote:
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On 2002-03-22 09:53, Mordel wrote:
"I need to give you a raise. Whatever you make now, I'm gonna give you 50% more!" And Mordel walks away.
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chihwak grabs a napkin and writes down something, looks around, and the scribbles more. After a few minutes he yells to those gathered at the bar "Hey, what's one and a half times zero?"
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That would be a fat 0, Chihawk. Anything times zero is always zero (unless you can multiply or use simple math).
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Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
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Alexis
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 17:40 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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chihwak grabs a napkin and writes down something, looks around, and the scribbles more. After a few minutes he yells to those gathered at the bar "Hey, what's one and a half times zero?"
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That would be a fat 0, Chihawk. Anything times zero is always zero (unless you can't multiply or use simple math).
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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ICER
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 18:26 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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That is correct. The reason I know is because it is what my paycheck looks like.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 18:57 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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Alexis, please notice the " "
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 09:25 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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dead-fish walks out of the bar to avoid the depressing topic of his pay and wonders over to his mech. Ahhhh your finally fixed *pat* *pat*. Hua? *Creeekkkkkk* *ping* *ping* *snap* the mechs leg then falls off and lands on top of talen’s burning wreck of a car
ooc. guess whats broken again
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Pinhead
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 10:40 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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The way that things you touch fall apart... I think I'd be afraid of going to the Bathroom.
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 13:05 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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LOL!!! Now that was funny...
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Alexis
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 21:56 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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On 2002-03-24 18:57, chihawk wrote:
Alexis, please notice the " "
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I did.  I just thought I'd try to be funny by answering your question.
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 22:03 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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I did. I just thought I'd try to be funny by answering your question.
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Alexis, sweetheart, Try harder.
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Alexis
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 22:06 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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I did. I just thought I'd try to be funny by answering your question.
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Alexis, sweetheart, Try harder.
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I don't have to try 'harder' to do anything. You men have to try 'harder' to do most thinking.
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 22:08 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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I don't have to try 'harder' to do anything. You men have to try 'harder' to do most thinking.
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To true, To true
But that is why you woman love us.
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Alexis
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 22:24 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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On 2002-03-25 22:08, ICER wrote:
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I don't have to try 'harder' to do anything. You men have to try 'harder' to do most thinking.
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To true, To true
But that is why you woman love us.
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And you men think we can't make it 'harder' for you men to think. (lol)
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 22:26 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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Depends on how they are dressed. 
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Alexis
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 22:29 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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On 2002-03-25 22:26, ICER wrote:
Depends on how they are dressed.
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With or without clothes?
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 22:34 Post subject: A Large truck pulls up to the B&G..... |
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dressed, as in wearing clothes.
Of course a undressed lady will always have my complete attention.
OOC:But we are getting way off subject. and into a area that is not acceptable on this board.
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