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Vagabond
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 Posted: 04-Apr-2003 16:38 Post subject: Children laugh 146 times a day, |
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>>>>>Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh
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>>>>>only 4 times a day.....no
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>>>>>wonder we're so unhappy...
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>>>>>What's your new name??? Sometimes when you have
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>>>>>a stressful day or week,
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>>>>>you need some silliness to break up the day.
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>>>>>
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>>>>>Here is your dose...
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>>>>>
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>>>>>Follow the instructions to find your new name.
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>>>>>The following is an excerpt from a children's
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>>>>>book, "Captain Underpants
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>>>>>and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants"
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>>>>>by Dave Pilkey. The evil
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>>>>>Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
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>>>>>
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>>>>>1. Use the third letter of your first name to
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>>>>>determine your new first name:
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>>>>>a = poopsie
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>>>>>b = lumpy
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>>>>>c = buttercup
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>>>>>d = gidget
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>>>>>e = crusty
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>>>>>f = greasy
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>>>>>g = fluffy
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>>>>>h = cheeseball
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>>>>>i = chim-chim
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>>>>>j = stinky
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>>>>>k = funky
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>>>>>l = boobie
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>>>>>m = pinky
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>>>>>n = zippy
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>>>>>o = goober
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>>>>>p = doofus
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>>>>>q = slimy
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>>>>>r = loopy
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>>>>>s = snotty
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>>>>>t = tulefel
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>>>>>u = dorkey
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>>>>>v = squeezit
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>>>>>w = oprah
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>>>>>x = skipper
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>>>>>y = dinky
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>>>>>z = zsa-zsa
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>>>>>
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>>>>>2. Use the second letter of your last name to
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>>>>>determine the first half
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>>>>>Of your new last name:
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>>>>>a = apple
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>>>>>b = toilet
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>>>>>c = giggle
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>>>>>d = burger
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>>>>>e = girdle
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>>>>>f = barf
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>>>>>g = lizard
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>>>>>h = waffle
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>>>>>i = cootie
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>>>>>j = monkey
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>>>>>k = potty
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>>>>>l = liver
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>>>>>m = banana
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>>>>>n = rhino
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>>>>>o = bubble
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>>>>>p = hamster
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>>>>>q = toad
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>>>>>r = gizzard
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>>>>>s = pizza
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>>>>>t = gerbil
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>>>>>u = chicken
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>>>>>v = pickle
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>>>>>w = chuckle
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>>>>>x = tofu
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>>>>>y = gorilla
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>>>>>z = stinker
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>>>>>
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>>>>>Use the fourth letter of your last name to
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>>>>>determine the second half of
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>>>>>your new last name:
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>>>>>a = head
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>>>>>b = mouth
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>>>>>c = face
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>>>>>d = nose
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>>>>>e = tush
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>>>>>f = breath
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>>>>>g = pants
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>>>>>h = shorts
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>>>>>i = lips
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>>>>>j = honker
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>>>>>k = butt
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>>>>>l = brain
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>>>>>m = tushie
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>>>>>n = chunks
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>>>>>o = hiney
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>>>>>p = biscuits
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>>>>>q = toes
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>>>>>r = buns
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>>>>>s = fanny
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>>>>>t = sniffer
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>>>>>u = sprinkles
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>>>>>v = kisser
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>>>>>w = squirt
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>>>>>x = humperdinck
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>>>>>y = brains
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>>>>>z = juice
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>>>>>children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
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>>>>>adults laugh an average of
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>>>>>4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!
Zippy gerbilchunks
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Scum Death
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2003 22:13 Post subject: RE: Children laugh 146 times a day, |
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The point being...? It sounds more like the rules for a Southron USA porn star name site to me.
(signed) Goober Cootietush
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| Posted: 05-Apr-2003 18:09 Post subject: RE: Children laugh 146 times a day, |
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Poopsie Cootiebrain
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Clan Ghost Bear
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| Posted: 05-Apr-2003 19:49 Post subject: RE: Children laugh 146 times a day, |
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Dinky Bubblebuns?
Damn, kind of sounds like a stripper.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 07-Apr-2003 08:05 Post subject: RE: Children laugh 146 times a day, |
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Dinky ChickenBrains.....
I feel that was after working for 12 hrs and then helping the kids with their homework for 3 more...
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