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Vampire
Free Worlds League
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 Posted: 23-Oct-2002 16:30 Post subject: Russian joke of the day |
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A wife shouts at her husband.
- Drunkard! I can`t stand it any longer! Why are you constantly drinking vodka?
- I drink it because it`s liquid. If it were solid, I`d gnaw it.
oh yeah, there's a link, too
http://humor.rin.ru/cgi-bin/humor/english/show.pl?razdel=5
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Alexander
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| Posted: 24-Oct-2002 22:35 Post subject: RE: Russian joke of the day |
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I like it! 
(Vodka is my next favorite drink, after beer of course!)
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jymset
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| Posted: 25-Oct-2002 03:43 Post subject: RE: Russian joke of the day |
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I really liked this one:
A British, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They`re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No way! They have no clothes and no shelter," the Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian."
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crabcakes66
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 25-Oct-2002 16:57 Post subject: RE: Russian joke of the day |
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now that one is actaully funny.
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