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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 1326
Location: United States
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 Posted: 19-Feb-2002 17:19 Post subject: The Lives of the Rich and Famous |
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<<< OOC - OK in Mordel's last thread I began two posts which show the opening of Raven's day. He stops at a bakery, shoots it up, grabs some muffins, and repeats at a juice store for orange juice before settling down at the B&G for the day. This thread of posts will continue the life of Raven for a day, letting you, his valued lackies, get a brief glipse of just what it is to be an all powerful essentric high profit.
It should be noted that this also fills out Mordel's requirements under FCC broadcasting regulations of public service time. END OOC >>>
Raven settles back in his chair as the camera man sits opposite him and Gangrene. he has a glass of orange juice in his hands. "Well Steve," He says addressing the camera man, "I don't really consider myself essentric. I consider myself... inspiried. Wouldn't you agree Gangrene?" He turns in his seat and Gangrene looks up from his paper to nod, "Definitly inspired." He grins and lifts his paper as the camera shifts back to Raven, who chuckles.
"So tell us Raven, whats on your day planner today? Anything the viewers should stay tunned for?" This must be steve, but he is running the camera and can't be seen.
Beaming Raven pulls out his day planner and opens it, "Lets find out." He flips through a few pages, "Ok. Take over a small planet, take over a business, sabotauge a toy shop, wipe out dissedent workers at a factory for BOIL munitions..." He grins as he looks back up at the camera, "It looks like it should be an interesting day!"
Just then the door opens and a cop comes in. Raven ponders something, then turns back to his dayplanner and scribbles something in. The camera zooms in and the words, "Bribe and/or kill off local police." can be seen to be clearly written, scribbled in between BOIL Stationary and Take over a Small Planet. The cop looks around for a moment, a vizor over his eyes, and a SMG in his hands. Raven covers his mouth as he giggles.
The cop steps over the threshold and the results are immediate. Lurch lumbers forward and growls "NO WEAPONS IN THE B&G!" and then picks the cop up and throws him out the door, Raven walks up, picks up the dropped SMG, collects his Colts at the door and walks outside. The camera follows.
Raven tosses the cop the SMG and begins to walk down the street. "The advantages of being a Co-Leader of BOIL are truly awe inspiring. Not in me of course, in others. Thats the point. I don't want to awe myself, i want to make other people worship me." He grins and waves at a car. The man flicks him off and Raven tosses a grenade into his car which detonates in an orgy of destruction down the road.
"As with all things however, it does inspire some jealousy. Thats why I carry so many weapons. But you asked to tag along, so do you have any questions?"
Steve chuckles as the camera moves back from the explosion and turns back to Raven, on the screens a tiny little box appears in the top right hand corner, marked body count. It is currently listed at 2. "Yes Raven, is it true that you took over your first business at age 2?"
Raven chuckles and shrugs modestly, 'Actually it was three, but whose counting? It was what actually started me on my career of being a cold hearted business man. Since I was three years old i have taken over many businesses and sent many families to the poor house. Its the best job in the world." Steve and Raven laugh together for a moment.
Steve asks, "So tell me, where are we going?"
"Well earlier, steve, can I call you steve? Well earlier I was in the mood for some breakfast and their was a misunderstanding on the part of the shop owner which made me end up emptying about 98 rounds of ammunition into his store. It wasn't my fault, but thats the way it is. I just need to go clear it up with the police."
"Oh, aren't you afraid they'll try to arrest you?"
"No not really. if they did I'd just have them all sent to guard potatoes, but actually the police around here really like me." With this he waves at a squad car which, noticing him, turns on their lights and screech to a halt, both cops inside get out with shotguns and Raven goes for his pistols. Steve hits the ground as the shoot out commences. "See? They love me. Or they would be using that 50 caliber on the back of the squad car." Beaming he fires quickly and knocks out both shotguns. The cops run and Raven jumps in the squad car with Steve. "Lets roll!"
The screen fades black as Raven throws the car into second and starts up.
Raven!
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Talen
Capellan Confederation
Sang-shao
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 1269
Location: United States
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| Posted: 19-Feb-2002 17:48 Post subject: The Lives of the Rich and Famous |
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Talen laughs hysterically as he watches the live brodcast from the back of a friends armor plated SUV. While watching Talen notices Raven and his TV man pass by the SUV, and he quickly decides to try and humiliate the self centered ego-tistical Raven on TV.
Talen grabs his twin Sub-MGs and quickly opens the door.
"Hey, Raven!" Talen shouts loud enough to be heard by the camera's microphone, "Eat this!"
Talen's fingers tighten and each of the weapons fires off 3 dozen rounds in the blink of an eye. Raven, fully aware of his surroundings at all times jumps behind the only cover available, 3 cans of Propaine. Steve, a fully qualified combat photographer, ducks behind the nearest parked car. Talen jumps behind the SUV and drops the now empty clips from the guns. Still behind the propaine tanks Raven sees the camera watching him and gets upset.
"Why do they have to be taping THIS?" Raven says to himself. Frustrated he takes his 45s and fires at the SUV, hoping to get some penetration going on, but the 3 inch armor prevents him from doing so well. On the opposite side Talen has switched to a much larger gun. The camera zooms in and Talen grins devilishly.
Behind the propaine tanks Raven prepares his large flamethrower, but thinks better of it as he is right next to propaine. While distracted Talen hosists his large weapon up and pulls the trigger.
WHUMP. Raven snaps back to focus on the combat at the sound of a 40mm grenade launcher. A few inches behind the propaine the explosive lands. Raven leaps over the tanks and rolls across the street as the shell detonates. Instead of a large explosion several thousand bubbles are released into the air. Pretty bubbles with lots of color. Steve starts laughing and zooms in on Raven, who now has a red laser sight between his eyes. Raven, visably frustrated, gets up and walks over to Steve, the red bead still trained on him.
"So, Raven" Steve asks, "Who was that?"
"Well Steve," Raven smiled, "Every political and economic revolutionalist has their allies and enemies. Some more that others."
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Clan Hell's Horses
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 1663
Location: United States
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| Posted: 22-Feb-2002 10:37 Post subject: The Lives of the Rich and Famous |
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So that's where my last Bubble weapon ran off too!?!
I should have known.
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