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Warmonger
Clan Blood Spirit
Star Commander
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 Posted: 14-Feb-2002 23:08 Post subject: Heck, this needs to go somewhere |
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My roommates and I have been keeping a quote book of some of the stuff we've been saying during our various gaming (mis)adventures, and it finally got big enough that I think it'll be worth posting. So, I give you The Quote Book of 316! Warning, these come from a whole slew of games and I forgot to write down exactly which are from where.
Key for reading: C-Chris, me; J-John; B-Bob; E-Erick
C: This thing is not a minion, it's more like a full blown demon!
J: Leonard thought it was an angel.
C: Leonard was nuts!
After destroying an unholy spawn of chaos in a giant, gasoline-driven conflagration:
C: Now that that's done with, got any marshmallows?
C: Yog-Sothoth is a thing with lots of balls. (pause) D*** it, that was so wrong!
C: He's a big, dumb brick/first aid kit.
J: The necromancer says 'funky'?
C: Yes, he's a new-age necromancer.
C: ...and the arrow comes out its butt.
J: We fought a non-fractional creature.
J: I want a poleaxe out of a bird's stomach!
B: He's a brick of holding.
B: I assume you're going to rifle the corpses' corpses.
J: So basically we're just upgrading Ed here.
B: And if this one dies, you can get Ed 2.0
J: It's a special Ed!
C: We just sit here chafing the demon, then Ed gets a good shot and lops the thing's head off.
J: Chafing the demon?
J: Bobthulu, lord of beer and death.
C: Lord of alcohol poisoning?
J: Have I ever told you guys how great it is to just photosynthesize? (spoken about 'happy trees')
And the lord said unto his people "Hidey-ho neighbor!"
E: All your booty are belong to us!
B: What you say?
(Don't blame me, they made me put this one in)
C: That would result in my untimely death.
E: A lot of things would have, it just hasn't been the right untime yet.
C: Valium of human life
E: No, we don't have flatulent fish.
J: I'm doing the triple-distilled hot potato vodka.
E: There can be only one...Bob.
B: A figure coaleses out of the mist ahead of you and says, "Get 'cho a**es out of here, b****es!"
C: It's a gettho wraith!
B: The vampire dissolves into a gasseous cloud.
J: I inhale him!
B: You become very high.
J: I don't think you want to wear vorpal pickles.
As the viking longship sails through the mist, they hear splashing off to port. Coming out of the mist is a raft made out of squirrels carrying a guy riding a skuter. He looks at the vikings, toasts them with his mug of beer, and sails back into the mist.
Viking 1: Um, did you guys see that?
Viking 2: See what?
Viking 1: Never mind.
A singing, dancing, keen vorpal pickle that bursts out of your chest.
B: My swiss army knife has a chainsaw.
C: Throw Sven at him! Sven-doken!
J: Two fisted Yeti style!
(8-bit theater fans should get this one)
J: What is your character doing back there, Chris? Hitting on Rezena?
B: He's hitting on Sven!
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Mordel
Mordel.Net
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| Posted: 14-Feb-2002 23:16 Post subject: Heck, this needs to go somewhere |
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We have something like that from our gaming sessions as well. But we call them "tangents". And most of them are not really materials that should be posted on a public board. Plus a lot of them are when the folks want to pick on me, which happens quite often!
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
Master Bartender
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 15-Feb-2002 06:15 Post subject: Heck, this needs to go somewhere |
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We don't pick on you, it's....
...hmmm, well...I guess we do 
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
Senior Tech Specialist
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 4899
Location: United States
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| Posted: 15-Feb-2002 07:58 Post subject: Heck, this needs to go somewhere |
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I would help Mordel, if you'd take the bullseye off your self.
We have some of these, Transvestite Vampires...and the like....
-Sir HEnry
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A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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ICER
Clan Hell's Horses
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 17-Feb-2002 16:39 Post subject: Heck, this needs to go somewhere |
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Transvestite Vampires!?!?!
Dr Frankfruter I presume.
Let's do the time warp again!
HHMMMM!? There is sound wav worth hunting for
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Vampire
Free Worlds League
Lieutenant Colonel
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 912
Location: Spain
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 17:17 Post subject: Heck, this needs to go somewhere |
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hahaha, very funny. You should put them on a website. I can host them, if you wish.
I specially like this one
J: Bobthulu, lord of beer and death.
C: Lord of alcohol poisoning?
Now I know whot to pray for hangover relief 
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