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Horhiro
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PostPosted: 06-Feb-2002 09:20    Post subject: I am a MechWarrior not a janitor Reply to topic Reply with quote

There's no time to ski! Mechs must be destroyed! Oh well, see you next year.

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Horhiro
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PostPosted: 06-Feb-2002 09:21    Post subject: I am a MechWarrior not a janitor Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2002-02-05 17:53, Sir Henry wrote:
Don't like BVD's, Like Haynes.

-Sir Henry




What about Underoos?

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PostPosted: 06-Feb-2002 09:56    Post subject: I am a MechWarrior not a janitor Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2002-02-06 09:21, Horhiro wrote:
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On 2002-02-05 17:53, Sir Henry wrote:
Don't like BVD's, Like Haynes.
-Sir Henry


What about Underoos?



Aw man.. did you have to paint that picture?

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Sir Henry
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PostPosted: 06-Feb-2002 12:37    Post subject: I am a MechWarrior not a janitor Reply to topic Reply with quote

Scary is it not????

-Sir Henry

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PostPosted: 25-Feb-2002 15:53    Post subject: I am a MechWarrior not a janitor Reply to topic Reply with quote

A dark figure enters the bar and looks around at the mess.. The soap suds drip off the pinball machine where Sir Henry is still cleaning, and there is no one behind the bar. Walking over, he pours himself a nice tall mug of Timbiqui Dark, and wanders over to the table set in the center of the room and pulls out a chair. He leans his chair back and props his feet up on the table.

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Alexis
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PostPosted: 02-Mar-2002 13:08    Post subject: I am a MechWarrior not a janitor Reply to topic Reply with quote

Hey, Chihawk. Do you always let patrons help themselves to the drinks??
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PostPosted: 02-Mar-2002 13:35    Post subject: I am a MechWarrior not a janitor Reply to topic Reply with quote

Pin can, he's earned that "right", as has Hardware.

All others get shot at

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PostPosted: 02-Mar-2002 16:00    Post subject: I am a MechWarrior not a janitor Reply to topic Reply with quote

Well, and naturally I keep an ample supply for myself in the hidden walk-in that I have attached to my office. Oops, maybe I shouldn't have told people about that.
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Pinhead
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PostPosted: 02-Mar-2002 20:30    Post subject: I am a MechWarrior not a janitor Reply to topic Reply with quote

A rather scruffy looking guy behind Pinhead mutters to his buddies, "Mercs.. They think they are better than us Military Scum.. And those TBC guys are the worst. You'd think he would be smart enough to put his back to a wall. Watch this."

He snickers as he grabs a bucket of the soapy suds and begins sneaking up behind Pinhead. Reactions in the room range from, "Ohh Good Pin is gonna wear some soap" to the more learned, "I hope when Pin kills him he doesn't leave a mess"

As the guy gets about 3 feet behind the unsuspecting(?) Pinhead, he raises the bucket. Suddenly, in one fluid motion, Pin reaches beneath his jacket and pulls what appears to be a thin pistol, and points it directly between the guy's eyes.

"Now I know what you're thinking.. Mordel has the most sophisticated security system this side of a Steiner Beerhause. It detects firearms. This here thing might be a firearm. Or it might not. The real question here is.. You gonna buy me the next round? or you gonna wear that bucket on your head? Do you feel lucky punk?"

After the guy stammers and stutters for a bit, Pin sits back down at his table with a nice brand new Timbiqui Dark.

(Sorry just got done watching Clint Eastwood)

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Alexis
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PostPosted: 02-Mar-2002 20:57    Post subject: I am a MechWarrior not a janitor Reply to topic Reply with quote

Ok, as long as you keep the waitress informed of those allowed to help themselves.

Alexis
waitress at Mordel's B&G

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On 2002-03-02 13:35, chihawk wrote:
Pin can, he's earned that "right", as has Hardware.

All others get shot at



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Alexis Wolfstein

Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...

As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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PostPosted: 02-Mar-2002 20:59    Post subject: I am a MechWarrior not a janitor Reply to topic Reply with quote

Hey boss, I keep secrets well.

Alexis
waitress of Mordel's B&G

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On 2002-03-02 16:00, Mordel wrote:
Well, and naturally I keep an ample supply for myself in the hidden walk-in that I have attached to my office. Oops, maybe I shouldn't have told people about that.


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Alexis Wolfstein

Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...

As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Alexis
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PostPosted: 02-Mar-2002 21:01    Post subject: I am a MechWarrior not a janitor Reply to topic Reply with quote

Everyone cleans up if everyone helps makethe mess. If your mama raised you to be dirty, go home and live like a pig. Otherwise, clean the place up while the B&G is slow.

Alexis
waitress of Mordel's B&G
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Alexis Wolfstein

Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...

As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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