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Oafman
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PostPosted: 12-Jul-2004 14:28    Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? Reply to topic Reply with quote

Just remembered another alltime favorite.

Right before you make a blundering charge with your mech yell out "SPOOOOOONNNN!!!!!"

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PostPosted: 12-Jul-2004 17:10    Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? Reply to topic Reply with quote

Wait, wait. Dont forget the old fav that your folks would use on you when you were being punished....well, my dad, at least.

"This is going to hurt me more than its going to hurt you."

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PostPosted: 12-Jul-2004 18:13    Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? Reply to topic Reply with quote

You know your in trouble from your parents when they say your full name.

"If Hitler invaded hell, I would put a good word in for the devil at the house of commons"

Winston Churchill

or

"Jump on my sword while you can evil, I won't be as gentle!"

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PostPosted: 13-Jul-2004 01:07    Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? Reply to topic Reply with quote

"Cause public proclamation to be made, that everyone strong in body at leisure time on holidays use in his recreation the bow and arrow and learn and exercise the art of shooting - forbidding all and singular on our behalf that they do not after any manner apply themselves to the throwing of stones, wood, iron, handball, football, bandyball, cambuck, or cock fighting; nor to other such like vain plays which have no profit in them, under pain of imprisonment."

Edward Rex, Westminster, 12th day of June, 1369


"He who goes unarmed in paradise had better be sure that that is where he is."

James Thurber




"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."

Benjamin Franklin, 1759




"The unarmed man is not just defenseless - he is also contemptible."

Machiavelli



And here's a couple of pretty good quotes from the great Theodore Roosevelt.

"There should be at least ten times the number of rifles in the country as there are now."

"A vote is like a rifle: It's usefulness depends upon the character of the user




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PostPosted: 13-Jul-2004 06:51    Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? Reply to topic Reply with quote

But Oafman, there is no spoon....



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PostPosted: 13-Jul-2004 11:58    Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? Reply to topic Reply with quote

Where did the last piggy go?????

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PostPosted: 13-Jul-2004 13:59    Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? Reply to topic Reply with quote

This will sound strange, but my sons favorite DVD right now is Quest for Camelot (cartoon that came out about 10 years ago.)

It has some great lines in it.

Lady: you're crazy
Thug: I'm glad you noticed, I've been working on it for years...

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PostPosted: 13-Jul-2004 22:29    Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? Reply to topic Reply with quote

"If you can keep your head about you while all about you are losing theirs...

you've likely missed something."

-White Squall. (or twisting of the quote)

"Them yanks are nothin'. We could lick'em with cornstocks."

-Confederate Boast, 1861.


"...But damn'em. They just wouldn't fight that way."

-Confederate Adendum, 1865.



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PostPosted: 14-Jul-2004 22:31    Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? Reply to topic Reply with quote

Well shit...there goes the planet.

Fu*& even in the future nothing works!

when an oppsosing player gets a good shot.

Fu*& you and the horse you road in on!

then I hit with an ac/20 just for fun.

Yatzee! when I hit with all my LRMs

you found the marble in the oatmeal! your a lucky lucky lucky boy.....YOU get to drink from the fire hose!!!!!!

thats when my lance of archers unloads on one mech.

more later

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PostPosted: 15-Jul-2004 04:04    Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? Reply to topic Reply with quote

"One minute can decide the outcome of the battle,
one hour - the outcome of the campaign,
and one day - the fate of the country."
"Win with ability, not with numbers"
"When the enemy is driven back, we have failed, and when he is cut off,
encircled and dispersed, we have succeeded."
-Aleksandr Vasilyevich Suvorov

"When the reactor goes, it usualy means you have taken too much damage."
-Duncan Fischer, from MW4:Mercenaries

"...another one bites the dust!"
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PostPosted: 15-Jul-2004 06:17    Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? Reply to topic Reply with quote

Oi, Again with the shooting.....


How do we find him?
Just follow all the running and screaming.

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PostPosted: 15-Jul-2004 23:50    Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? Reply to topic Reply with quote

"look for cigar smoke. There find fat men."

General John Buford, Gettysburg.
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