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DarkAdder
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 Posted: 24-Jun-2004 11:35 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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A great line to use when youve got your tartets rear armor in your sights.
"Lady, Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to leave the store."
Either that or:
"Got Armor?"
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Oafman
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| Posted: 24-Jun-2004 15:36 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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For that we used to use several comments that I won't mention here because they belong in the adult section. I will give you the clue that it had to do with bending over.
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SaberDance
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| Posted: 25-Jun-2004 15:07 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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Oh, I have quotes out the wazoo.
A favorite military quote: "War is hell and it cannot be refined," William Sherman
(feel free to correct the exact wording)
"Bombing, bombing, bombing. That's all you [reporters] ever say. It isn't bombing! It's air support." Vietnam era Pentagon representative.
"What's wrong with a little nape?" same man.
Finally, the quote which strikes fear into the heats of men everywhere...
"When the gamemaster smiles, it's already too late." 
insert maniacle laugh here.
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Oafman
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| Posted: 25-Jun-2004 15:27 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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I love that last one. There is nothing like making your move and then looking up to see the smirk on your opponents/GMs face. At that point you know there is no hope.
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Stinger
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| Posted: 26-Jun-2004 00:14 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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Things that my GM has said that has made me shudder.
"Oh now THATS interesting!"
"Wait till you see the new crit table I printed off".
"Oh GAWD! I was hopeing you would do that! I never have been able to use this attack"
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 28-Jun-2004 06:09 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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When a GM starts to giggle, it's already to late....
Or they say...
What's behind door number 3??
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Havoc~Ronin
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| Posted: 28-Jun-2004 09:19 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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One of my favorites is to use:
" Are you sure you want to do that?"
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DarkAdder
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| Posted: 28-Jun-2004 10:02 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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Sounds more like something Microshaft Winblows asks, H~R. Click on something and the blankity-blanking program asks you 'are you sure?'
"When you reach down and put your hand in a pile of mush that used to be your buddys face....youll know what to do."
And every time I annihilate someones infantry unit, elemental or otherwise, I have to haull out the same line.
"What a waste of fine infantry."
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Havoc~Ronin
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| Posted: 28-Jun-2004 12:08 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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lol. hey, who said psych-ops had no place in BT. 
"Hell comes to every infantryman in the middle of an artillery barrage"
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DarkAdder
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| Posted: 28-Jun-2004 12:12 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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Ya know, you just cant beat 'Patton' for good lines to use for BattleTech.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2004 06:09 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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Amen, DarkAdder.... 
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Oafman
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2004 09:24 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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So am I the only one that starts the game with:
"LLLeeettttss get READY to RRRUUUUUMMMMBLE!!!!"
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Wanallo
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2004 10:34 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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I don't know but i usually start the game with,
'Anyone got an eraser?'
And
'Why do i get stuck with the damned Whitworth?'
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Feral
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2004 11:28 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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On 2004-06-24 10:27, Oafman wrote:
Speaking of ARnold... don't make me break out the Conan quotes.
"Conan what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women."
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damnit you beat me to it. That's the single best war quote ever.
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Oafman
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2004 11:36 Post subject: RE: Quoteable Quotes. What's yours? |
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The Whitworth is an aptly named mech. In my opinion it isn't worth a whit. 
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