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PlaywithLAMs
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 Posted: 18-Mar-2010 17:58 Post subject: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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| Ok, here's what I was thinking: you're in control of a force of units that engages in piracy. You kidnap brides and other women and can get them pregnant so that twenty years later you have the ability to increase your personnel (yes you get to see all the brides fondled and other scenes of them like them being tied up and gagged). You kidnap grooms and other men to use in slavery to build your weapons & units. If you're a female player you can have the grooms get pregnant by the brides. You can go around in APCs (in multiplayer cooperative mode) to shoot law enforcement with MWRPG weapons and rob banks that have oodles of C-bils to pay your pirate personnel and buy more weapons and more units. So in twenty years you then launch attacks with your personnel & units to raid more worlds. You can salvage and trade anything you start with, capture & isn't truly destroyed. I'm thinking of calling this MW egame Shoot And Loot. I think MechWarrior Shoot And Loot would sell many more copies than Grand Theft Auto. Does anyone have any recommendations?
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 18-Mar-2010 20:18 Post subject: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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Seriously... get a life 
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Rudel Gurken
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| Posted: 20-Mar-2010 03:50 Post subject: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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I wouldn't play a game where raping is necessary. 
Thats a barriere i wouldn't cross!
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 20-Mar-2010 04:05 Post subject: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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Well, I wouldn't mind being a pirate in Mechwarrior game, but this thing is plain sick. And stupid both from real world view and game mechanics view to boot
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Rudel Gurken
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| Posted: 20-Mar-2010 04:14 Post subject: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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Sure, nothing against a nice pirate campaign "Arrrr"
But this would be a disgusting game (besides all the other problems )!
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Wanallo
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| Posted: 20-Mar-2010 18:37 Post subject: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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I'm trying to work out if this is a joke or not.
God I hope so....
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Kraken
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| Posted: 20-Mar-2010 20:19 Post subject: Re: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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| Wanallo wrote: | I'm trying to work out if this is a joke or not.
God I hope so.... |
I'm to the point that I'm wondering if we don't have a troll in our midst.
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Stinger
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| Posted: 20-Mar-2010 23:56 Post subject: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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Yeah and we can customise the outside of our mechs as well, and give them giant rubber scrotum, ya know like the ones that you see on the trailer hitches of 4X4's.....
OK now that I just threw up in my mouth a little bit....
Please, tell me how this idea belongs in the Battletech universe? This is like watching Transformers 2 and trying to figure out how in the world Bay thought that humping dogs, robots with "penis" guns, a terminatrix style decepticon, and lets not forget Simmons hairy ass and devastators "scrotum".
thankfully this game would never happen...
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 21-Mar-2010 04:32 Post subject: Re: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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| Kraken wrote: | | Wanallo wrote: | I'm trying to work out if this is a joke or not.
God I hope so.... |
I'm to the point that I'm wondering if we don't have a troll in our midst. |
Well, I had soem similar thoughts, but immediately I realized that I'm content with feeding the troll till it chokes 
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| Posted: 22-Mar-2010 14:31 Post subject: Re: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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| There would be no scenes of women and/or men being naked of course. Using your negotiation skill, you could explain to the captured men or women that they're tied up & gagged and laid down on your beds (with a strong emphasis on laid) in that you're very much in love with them and want them to stay in your pirate force. After you plunder banks you can pay your captured personnel many C-bills and negotiate to them that they're being paid more than what they were originally being paid on the worlds they came from. I was thinking that the lead player of the pirate force can use a very light 'Mech (10 to 15 ton range) equipped with claws to grab hold of brides and grooms at weddings while other players control conventional vehicles having pirate personnel to round up the guests to take them captive. There could even be natural terrain mazes that the pirate players could have their units go through to these weddings. Having actors & actresses play brides, grooms, and guests would provide more jobs for people living in the US.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 22-Mar-2010 15:05 Post subject: Re: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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This isn't Battletech, not even remotedly. Please discard this idea for the purposes of the official universe... and sanity.
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| Posted: 22-Mar-2010 15:14 Post subject: Re: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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| My idea is based on CBT Universe. With my idea you can raid CBT worlds. You get to spend the Inner Sphere currency (C-bills). You get to use CBT units, weapons, and equipment. Think of my idea as a mix of MechCommander Gold (for commanding of units) and MechWarrior RPG (for personnel roleplaying); my idea is that the pirate player(s) command units and do roleplaying of these pirate leaders. As to why you don't believe this is of the CBT Universe, it is because pirates aren't usually talked about in CBT fiction.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 22-Mar-2010 15:21 Post subject: Re: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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Of course the pirates are talked about in the fiction, but the very essence of the universe is used in this game as a backstage for a 3rd rate porn motive, which is really quite demeaning for most of us.
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| Posted: 22-Mar-2010 15:34 Post subject: Re: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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| I'll make you a deal. Have as many worlds as you desire to raid. Build up your pirate force as big as you want. Have as many players as you want. Have as many CBT units try to stop you as you want. And allow for the kidnapping of brides & grooms & their guests and them being fondled, kissed, tied up, laid down on beds, and gagged. If desired, a player can type a code during any part of this game (like codes typed in MechCommander game for map, invincibility, etc.) to prevent players from seeing brides/grooms/guests, that have been taken by pirate forces, being fondled, kissed, tied up laid down on beds, and gagged. How does that sound?
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 23-Mar-2010 00:54 Post subject: Re: Idea for a MechWarrior computer game |
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You don't have to offer me any deals. I don't want to have anything in common with this game and the game itself still doesn't have much in common with BT universe.
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