A guy was in his basement when he heard people ransacking his house. He called 911 on his cell phone then snuck outside, noting that the burglars had actually been stupid enough to leave the engine running while they were going through his house. He took their van and drove off in it, thus forcing the burglars to leave his property at his house when they fled. _________________ "I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." -Edgar Allen Poe"I knew there was something special about you, but I never realized you were really a cat." Wolfwood to a random cat (Trigun)
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