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Alexis
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 Posted: 10-Apr-2007 21:52 Post subject: Re: RE: Wow, things have really...stayed the same... |
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Hmm, I would like an apple juice and some peanuts... or sour onion chips if you have some. Do you have some grey-matter-free food that is not Kalo's pet?  [/quote]
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Alexis got to the bar gets drinks and passes them out to patrons.
Smiles as she hands SD his juice and chips. "Here ya go SD. Enjoy."
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Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 11-Apr-2007 04:30 Post subject: |
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Haah, thanks!
*pop* *Crunch crunch crunch*
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 13-Apr-2007 14:39 Post subject: |
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You hope that it's Grey-Matter free..... 
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 13-Apr-2007 14:54 Post subject: |
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They didn't come from the kitchen, thay were under the bar, weren't they...
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Rudel Gurken
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| Posted: 14-Apr-2007 01:44 Post subject: |
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*Rudel raises his head with an evilish smile*
Maybe! 
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 14-Apr-2007 04:20 Post subject: |
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*cough* *cough* *gasp* * hrm....*
That wasn't funny
*cough*
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Rudel Gurken
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| Posted: 14-Apr-2007 07:36 Post subject: |
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Have you eaten it or has it eaten you?
So you can see if there was Gray Matter (TM) in it!!
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 15-Apr-2007 03:22 Post subject: |
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*after ten minutes*
It seems that they are okay... now to my heartattack.
*falls to the ground*
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Rudel Gurken
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| Posted: 15-Apr-2007 13:38 Post subject: |
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*looks down at SD*
Any medic here?
Or should I phone the emergency boys?
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 15-Apr-2007 13:55 Post subject: |
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*silently hopes to have some nice nurse to provide first aid...*
*imagines what would happen if there was no nurse in emergency car*
*hopes that there is a shortage of doctors on Solaris ... tries not to follow this line of thoughs further... it would be worse than grey matter...*
Uaaaarh...
*leaves the room in haste*
*BOIING*
Not Mordel's 'Mech!
*WHAM*
No, Raven's Car
*crush*
...damnit, who put there that Von Luckner...
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Rudel Gurken
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| Posted: 16-Apr-2007 14:10 Post subject: |
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*Rudel just tries to remember how to make a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation as SD jumps up at runs away*
Oh... Ähh...
BONK! *(clearly the sound of SD's head hitting an von Luckner!*
Maybe he needs some help now!
*Rudel stands up from his chair and moves towards the door!*
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 16-Apr-2007 15:12 Post subject: |
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*fortunately SD's character didn't hear that, otherwise he would be many years older and white haired men can't run quickly... usually*
YAAARRrrhh...
*SD disappears from view in the crowd, running south ward*
*SD enters the bar from cleaning tools cabinet, opens the door to Mordel's office*
*A boot kicks SD out from toilettes, despite the fact that he just entered a room on the opposite side of the room*
Not that I would call this Space and time Paradox... maybe my personal KF drive works...
*An elephant chased by a train driven by Kalo's Kodiak and followed by a family of skunks*
???
Umm, maybe not...
OOC: This old comic joke is getting beyond it's authors expectations. The author also publicly announces that no animals were harmed during this episode of madness and that SD never actually entered any of the restricted areas and only used the doors because he was running out of official possibilities...
*Ding*
OOC: Oh, I forgot about imaginary doors 
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Rudel Gurken
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| Posted: 16-Apr-2007 15:29 Post subject: |
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*Rudel walks out of the bar only to find SD sitting in front of a von Luckner while a tiny elephant chased by a tiny train driven by a tiny form of Kalos pet followed by some skunks go round and round SD's head!*
Hi, SD! Do you need a hand to get up or a mouth? (!!)
EDIT:
OoC: As the last 10 posts were written by us I think we have successfully hijacked this thread!
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Alexis
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| Posted: 16-Apr-2007 17:48 Post subject: |
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| Sir Henry wrote: | | You hope that it's Grey-Matter free..... |
"Sir Henry, did you see me go into the kitchen??"
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
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Alexis
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| Posted: 16-Apr-2007 17:49 Post subject: |
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| Sleeping Dragon wrote: | | They didn't come from the kitchen, thay were under the bar, weren't they... |
"I don't get paid to go into the kitchen. The food comes from under the bar."
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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