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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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 Posted: 25-Sep-2006 18:34 Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant |
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Looks like I 've got to get another Plate glass window....
Glad I just finished the pinball machine.
By the way, SD, I was the one who removed all of the warning systems you placed in here.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 26-Sep-2006 07:32 Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant |
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*Again from the outside...*
If the gray meat escapes, WE'RE DOOMED! YOU HEAR ME? DOOMED!
Aehm, ... 
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 26-Sep-2006 17:50 Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant |
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We beat it back then, and we'll do it again.
Mordel, I'll get on the Window.
... of to the depot ...
P.S. Great to see ya Dead Fish.
[ This Message was edited by: Sir Henry on 2006-09-26 17:56 ]
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daedster
Royal Black Watch Regiment
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| Posted: 02-Oct-2006 23:17 Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant |
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Uhm, I hate to bring this up, as it may panic some. But when I was looking around the kitchen area I found a hole. In the back near the refrigerator. Something apparently tunneled through the wall using cuttlery. What's on the other side of that wall? Just for my personal curiosity, you understand.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 03-Oct-2006 06:11 Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant |
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On 2006-10-02 23:17, daedster wrote:
Uhm, I hate to bring this up, as it may panic some. But when I was looking around the kitchen area I found a hole. In the back near the refrigerator. Something apparently tunneled through the wall using cuttlery. What's on the other side of that wall? Just for my personal curiosity, you understand.
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Read this please, rule 9
http://www.mordel.net/barandgrill/viewtopic.php?topic=2083&forum=5&post=22813&0
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Stinger
The Knights of Chaos
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| Posted: 03-Oct-2006 15:06 Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant |
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A military Humvee pulls up and parks next to the mech bearing SD's body imprint, as Stinger steps out of the vehicle he notices SD stuck in a heat sink. "Umm need a hand?" he asks. "nope hiding from Lurch" is the echoing reply. Stinger passes by the remains of the front window and walks in through the front door. He briefly stops and salutes Lurch and passes by, heading to a empty booth, he notices the clean message board with the two notes on it.
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
WANTED
One Cook's
Assistant
Due to Deadfish's combat related absence Mordel's Bar & Grill is looking for an assistant to take over his duties while he's listed as missing in action.
Interested parties must be brave, daring, willing to work very long hours, and be willing to work for very little compensation or credit.
An ability to cook is suggested, but not required.
Applications and resumes should be sent to chihawk.
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On 2006-09-21 06:53, Dead-Fish wrote:
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addendum To Cook\'s assistant position
in addition to the previous requirements the following must also be met:
*ability to work independently for \"extended\" periods of time
*proficiently with knives in both the culinary and self-defense capacity
*ability to properly operate and mantain comercial grade culinary equipment
*have signed the Non-Disclosure agreement and release of liability agreement forms. (available at the bar)
Skills not required but favored
*experience handeling hazardous compounds, flora, and fauna.
*BS or MS degree in Xenobiology
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he raises a quizzical eyebrow and looks at Chihawk. "This for real?" Stinger inquires. Chihawk replies with a nod.
"Hmm ok. So what do you want in terms of references? Or just the Non-Disclosure ok? And can I ask what kind of changes I can make to the menu? Oh and I have a Costco card so can I get some food supplies from there?
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 04-Oct-2006 14:18 Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant |
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OOC: It seems that you know me better than I thought. Ostrich tactics are something that I would employ
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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
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| Posted: 15-Oct-2006 18:27 Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant |
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*An old Summoner Prime with a new and odd paint sceme (light grey on the torso arms and legs with dark grey rings that come to a point in the front and back on the wrists, ankles and top part of the torso. The weapon pods have jade green feathers on them and the feet have alternating thick orange and thin black stripes and a Jade Falcon emblem on the right torso.) comes down the street. Parafighter from his cockpit sees SD with his head stuck in a heat sink, an evil grin appears on his face. The Summoner gets 2 meters behind SD, lifts up its foot and slams it down again with a loud bang that echoes through the area.*
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 16-Oct-2006 14:38 Post subject: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant |
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*With a terrible tremor SD bangs his head once more against the heat vent and finally falls out*
Ommzz... heyyy... thanks for helpinnn me out pal... I'lll return the favvvor once I'mmm ...errmmm.
*Just after finishing his monologue, SD falls to the ground below and strangely his arm stays pointed upward*
Oh, and it's good to see you piloting something worthy of your position.
*black out*
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Alexis
Free Worlds League
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| Posted: 03-Apr-2007 16:04 Post subject: Re: RE: Wanted: One Cook's Assistant |
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| Dead-Fish wrote: | *Dead-Fish calmly walks out of the kitchen and pins another note neatly under the previous 2*
<center>***********************************************
addendum To Cook\'s assistant position</center>
in addition to the previous requirements the following must also be met:
*ability to work independently for \"extended\" periods of time
*proficiently with knives in both the culinary and self-defense capacity
*ability to properly operate and mantain comercial grade culinary equipment
*have signed the Non-Disclosure agreement and release of liability agreement forms. (available at the bar)
Skills not required but favored
*experience handling hazardous compounds, flora, and fauna.
*BS or MS degree in Xenobiology
<center>***********************************************
*Dead-Fish then turns arround nods at the the barkeep and dissappears back into the kitchen*
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Alexis looks at all new post on bulletin board and then says "Damn it, you looking for someone else to handle making food for these apes that come in here and tear the place up. They only need to be served the 'Grey Matter' once in a while to be grateful for a place to drink and eat peanuts and popcorn. Chihawk, don't you still have my resume on file or did you over look me for that job??"
Alexis looks at DeadFish and blows a kiss to him and Chihawk and continues to take and fill drink orders and clean up the messes the 'apes' have made.
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Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2007 06:00 Post subject: |
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Ook? 
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Emmy
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2007 06:19 Post subject: |
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*Emmy slips a neat resume and the agreement forms near Chiihawk's office door and returns to hiding in her corner table being amused by the antics of the boys*
Ability to cook, check.
Proficiency with knives, check.
Ability to work alone, check.
Completely crazy, check.
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Sir Henry
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... From under the arcade game....
Hey Emmy, got your own Body armor, do you? You'll need it...
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Sleeping Dragon
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The machine isn't going to spew metal balls at super-sonic speed, is it?
*Slowly tries to find some nice place to hide*
Maybe that the heat sink wasn't that bad after all...
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Rudel Gurken
Allisters Light Thunder
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*As Emmy seems to actually check her skills and abilities Rudel gets a look in his eyes that is half respectful and half unbelievingly!*
I think I underestimated you way too much! Do you really want this job or are you just plain suicidal?
Nevertheless order a drink on my tab!
*He raises his glass!*
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