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Motown Scrapper
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 Posted: 19-Aug-2005 22:25 Post subject: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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O.K. I am sleeping in and I hear this banging I look out my window and see this POS stealing the siding off the front of the garage of the vacant house across the street from me. I am NOT happy I know the owner of that house and do work for him. I am sitting in a house with no power and this slime bomb is stealing siding to feed his drug habit. I decide to teach him the error of his ways. I put my shoes and socks on ( I sleep in my clothes) and grab my SMLE and charge out my side door. He is so into what he is stealing that he does not know I am there until I rip the makeshift ladder out from under him. He turns around and starts yelling...And freezes when he finds himself looking down the bussiness end of a Short Magazine Lee-Enfield No. 1 Mk III .The look on his face is priceless. I go into an obscenity laiden tirade and demand to know WTF his malfunction is. He stammers out. "I was just taking the siding off this condemed house." I inform him that it is NOT condemmed and I work for the owner. I then take two steps back and raise the rifle up and smash the butt into the back window of his station wagon shattering it. The look on his face was priceless. he stares at the broken window, then at the hammer in his hand and finaly at the rifle in my hands. Now my hair is normaly tied in a 10" ponytail being fresh out of bed it is all over the place so this POS is finding himself confronted by a wild-eyed wild haired maniac brandishing a BIG gun. He finaly stammers out "Why did you break my window?" I tell the POS that "I want you to know what it feels like to have your sh*t tore up! Now get the F*ck out of here!" he climbed in his car and peels out trying to put as much distance as fast as possable between us.Now I know that what I did might not be politicaly correct...But DAMN it felt good. My neighbors think what I did is great.
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Stinger
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| Posted: 19-Aug-2005 22:50 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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Ehehehehehee!
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SaberDance
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| Posted: 19-Aug-2005 23:05 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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parafighter
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| Posted: 19-Aug-2005 23:24 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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Talk about a nasty surprise. 
He won't forget that anytime soon.
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Delta
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| Posted: 19-Aug-2005 23:44 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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On 2005-08-19 22:25, Motown Scrapper wrote:
O.K. I am sleeping in and I hear this banging I look out my window and see this POS stealing the siding off the front of the garage of the vacant house across the street from me. I am NOT happy I know the owner of that house and do work for him. I am sitting in a house with no power and this slime bomb is stealing siding to feed his drug habit. I decide to teach him the error of his ways. I put my shoes and socks on ( I sleep in my clothes) and grab my SMLE and charge out my side door. He is so into what he is stealing that he does not know I am there until I rip the makeshift ladder out from under him. He turns around and starts yelling...And freezes when he finds himself looking down the bussiness end of a Short Magazine Lee-Enfield No. 1 Mk III .The look on his face is priceless. I go into an obscenity laiden tirade and demand to know WTF his malfunction is. He stammers out. "I was just taking the siding off this condemed house." I inform him that it is NOT condemmed and I work for the owner. I then take two steps back and raise the rifle up and smash the butt into the back window of his station wagon shattering it. The look on his face was priceless. he stares at the broken window, then at the hammer in his hand and finaly at the rifle in my hands. Now my hair is normaly tied in a 10" ponytail being fresh out of bed it is all over the place so this POS is finding himself confronted by a wild-eyed wild haired maniac brandishing a BIG gun. He finaly stammers out "Why did you break my window?" I tell the POS that "I want you to know what it feels like to have your sh*t tore up! Now get the F*ck out of here!" he climbed in his car and peels out trying to put as much distance as fast as possable between us.Now I know that what I did might not be politicaly correct...But DAMN it felt good. My neighbors think what I did is great.
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Nice work Motown... 
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Emmy
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| Posted: 20-Aug-2005 01:23 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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*claps*
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Alexander
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| Posted: 20-Aug-2005 08:44 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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I didn't realize the demand for stolen siding was so high in the US 
And, do you always sleep in your clothes, or did you fall asleep watching TV or something?
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Motown Scrapper
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| Posted: 20-Aug-2005 19:43 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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On 2005-08-20 08:44, Alexander wrote:
I didn't realize the demand for stolen siding was so high in the US
And, do you always sleep in your clothes, or did you fall asleep watching TV or something?
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Right now scrap auminium is going for 40-45 cents a pound so these slime-bombs are doing thousands of dollars worth of damage for a few dollars worth of scrap.
since my gas and electric was shut off last April I have been taking showers at neighbors since I do not like to run around the hood in my jammies I put clean clothes on after I shower and it just seemed to be a hassle to change into pajamas after that so I just went to bed dressed as is. Now that my stuff is back on I will most likely go back to my pajamas ...Though not having to get dressed in the morning does have it's appeal.
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bladewind
Free Rasalhague Republic
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| Posted: 21-Aug-2005 20:18 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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Don't play games with an angry man holding a gun.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 21-Aug-2005 21:43 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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It's good to have the second amendment...
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StarRaven
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| Posted: 21-Aug-2005 23:29 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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Screw political correctness. As long as you didn't shoot him, I don't see where anyone can complain about that. And I doubt that that scum will forget anytime soon. Bravo. 
[ This Message was edited by: StarRaven on 2005-08-21 23:30 ]
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Oafman
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| Posted: 22-Aug-2005 20:31 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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You never know, he may have changed his ways....
but I doubt it.
Nice thinking Motown
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Delta
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| Posted: 22-Aug-2005 21:15 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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On 2005-08-21 23:29, StarRaven wrote:
Screw political correctness. As long as you didn't shoot him, I don't see where anyone can complain about that. And I doubt that that scum will forget anytime soon. Bravo.
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I wouldn't complain if he shot him... 
But the cops would... 
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Alexander
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| Posted: 22-Aug-2005 22:09 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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On 2005-08-21 20:18, bladewind wrote:
Don't play games with an angry man holding a gun.
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Also, don't play guns with an angry man holding a game!
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 28-Aug-2005 11:03 Post subject: RE: It was probably wrong....BUT IT FELT GOOD!!!!!!! |
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Good work Motown!
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