Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 2755 Location: United States
Posted: 25-Apr-2002 18:40 Post subject: Kraken's Weekly Joke Sheet #7
4-25-02:
Think about this for a second. We all know about padded shoulders in suit jackets and shirts, right? Just
some pads to make our shoulders look bigger, thereby making us look more muscular. However, I think that they
have been ignored in respects of another one of their uses: mobile pillows. Think about it next time you get a
custom suit made: if you order some extra stuffing inside of the pads, you will not only look even buffer, but you
now have twin mobile pillows. Just think: the boss thinks that you’ve got your head at an angle to look at both your
notes and the visuals at the same time- in reality, you’re resting your head on your pads asleep. Preacher thinks
you’re ear’s at an angle to hear him better? Your snoring will change all that. And, it’s convienient in case
someone starts talking too much- just gotta look like you’re still kinda awake.
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