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Gangrene
Federated Suns
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A mathematical proof that college students are wasting their time if they expect their degree to help them.
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It is widely known and stated that:
time = money
knowledge = power
As any good engineer can tell you:
work/time = power
Substituting in money and knowledge, we get:
work/money = knowledge
Solving for money we find that:
money = work/knowledge
Taking the limit as knowledge goes to infinity, we find that money goes to zero. Thus, THE MORE YOU KNOW THE LESS MONEY YOU MAKE! Conversely, the less you know the more money you make.
Quick, drop out of college now! For those of you who have already graduated - I am sorry, it is too late.
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ICER
Clan Hell's Horses
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| Posted: 20-Apr-2002 17:51 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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Finally, I can prove to my parents that I did not need college.
If my kid sees this. I am dead in the water, He does not want to go to college.
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 20-Apr-2002 21:00 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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I went to college for the piece of paper, not for the education......
Sir Henry
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A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Horhiro
Draconis Combine
Samurai
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| Posted: 21-Apr-2002 09:27 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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I went to college to be an Engineer, but I'm actually a Butcher, go figure. Maybe if they had let me actually get on a train in the first place...... 
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Alexander
Heavy Horse Merc Brigade
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 23-Apr-2002 22:43 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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I went to College for three years, and only got drunk! What a waste of money!
Alexander (I don't need to go to college to get drunk anymore!)
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Cadet
ComStar
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| Posted: 23-Apr-2002 22:47 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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I remember the arguement I had with one of my professors. it ended with me screaming "Oh yeah! Well I fucked your wife!" then storming out of the class and dropping it.
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Karagin
Imperial Karagin Army
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| Posted: 23-Apr-2002 23:55 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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I'am back at school for the tang...er...chance to better myself and to find an improved social life...yeah, that it...and the funny part is the DOD is repay the DOE...gotta love it when Uncle Sam is paying himself back! 
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Only the dead have seen the end of war. - Plato
"Wasted trip Man. Nobody said nuthin' about lockin' horns with no tigers." Oddball
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 24-Apr-2002 08:46 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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How else do you think they give all those people jobs?.....
Sir Henry
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ICER
Clan Hell's Horses
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| Posted: 24-Apr-2002 15:30 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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TANG!! I love Tang.
ICER hears some snickering in the background
What? Tang?! great stuff. I get it every morning.
The snickering turns into laughter
WHAT??? It is also a great after work treat
The room exploades in laughter
WWWHHHAAATTTTT??? My mother use to give it to me when I was a kid
People start falling over laughing
Come on, The Astronaughts get in it space. Sally Ride said so
Everybody in the room is on the floor laughing
Fine!! Don't drink it. More for me
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[ This Message was edited by: ICER on 2002-04-24 15:31 ]
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 24-Apr-2002 20:05 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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I;m Allergic to it. It is nasty stuff.....
Sir Henry
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Ares
Clan Jade Falcon
Star Colonel
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| Posted: 24-Apr-2002 20:15 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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allergic to tang....omg
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 24-Apr-2002 20:34 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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I'm allergic to Fructose, High Fructose Corn syrup...And the like...
Sir HEnry
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Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Horhiro
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 25-Apr-2002 07:49 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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But which is better? Orange? Or Grape?
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ICER
Clan Hell's Horses
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| Posted: 25-Apr-2002 10:34 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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Orange. Without a doubt. Grape was just to flat for me.
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 25-Apr-2002 11:01 Post subject: Bad news guys |
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As we, as men, know Flat is bad.....
Sir Henry
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