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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
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 Posted: 09-Mar-2005 02:28 Post subject: Blue Silk Pajamas |
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BLUE PAJAMAS
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting.
So could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office, I will swing by the house to pick my things up. "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired ,but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box."
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ralgith
Blighted Sun Battalion
1st Company
"Ralgith's Renegades"
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| Posted: 09-Mar-2005 06:17 Post subject: RE: Blue Silk Pajamas |
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Great way to catch him lying. He never went fishing, he was screwin around.
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Nightmare
Lyran Alliance
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| Posted: 10-Mar-2005 04:07 Post subject: RE: Blue Silk Pajamas |
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It's not uncommon for people to tell you about going to a ski resort for the holiday. They just don't tell you the boozing and partying made them miss the skiing. You will get to know how expensive their equipment is, though.
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DarkAdder
Clan Star Adder
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Joined: 10-Jan-2004 00:00
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| Posted: 10-Mar-2005 11:54 Post subject: RE: Blue Silk Pajamas |
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Yep, it usually costs them half of everything in the divorce.
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