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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
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 Posted: 05-Dec-2004 11:00 Post subject: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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As has been tradition, I am honored to post Mordel's Season Greetings statement.
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Yours neutrally,
Mordel Blacknight"
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Emmy
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| Posted: 05-Dec-2004 11:47 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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Happy Holidays to you too 
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StarRaven
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 05-Dec-2004 12:01 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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Hmm. A politcally correct season's greetings. And some people actually think like that too. Sad.
Merry Christmas and otherwise Happy Holidays to all!
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DarkAdder
Clan Star Adder
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| Posted: 05-Dec-2004 12:14 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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Boy, that kinda sucked all the meaning out of 'Seasons Greetings' and/or 'Happy Holidyas'
Damn Politically Correct Police........
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mud
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| Posted: 05-Dec-2004 13:23 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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To all of the above and/or below
bah humbug!
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 05-Dec-2004 13:27 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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On 2004-12-05 12:14, DarkAdder wrote:
Boy, that kinda sucked all the meaning out of 'Seasons Greetings' and/or 'Happy Holidyas'
Damn Politically Correct Police........
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Its a tradition here at Mordel's Bar and Grill. It is ment to be funny because it is so politicaly correct.
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Blackhand
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 05-Dec-2004 15:00 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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Least we get a christmas greeting from our god;)
Even if it is scrubbed clean of any meaning.
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Erenon
Blighted Sun Battalion
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| Posted: 05-Dec-2004 18:16 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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Dear god.. (am i going to be censored here???)
A season's greetings with absolutely no soul whatsoever.
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SaberDance
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 05-Dec-2004 18:39 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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With a deal like that, why does anybody sign the social contract?
Merry Christmas, Feliz navidad y uno nuevo ano felicidad.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 05-Dec-2004 20:27 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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It speaks volumes that this is the first year I have to indicate that this is a joke... 
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Alexander
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| Posted: 05-Dec-2004 21:56 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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I've always loved that...
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bladewind
Free Rasalhague Republic
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| Posted: 05-Dec-2004 22:02 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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Was i supposed to laugh ?
but oh well, Happy Holidays. 
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 06-Dec-2004 07:07 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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Don't worry, you'll get it..... eventually.....
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cain
Blighted Sun Battalion
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| Posted: 06-Dec-2004 09:20 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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same to the rest id add more but i counldt be botherd and would proberly insult someone after all so
nolllaig sasta leis tu agus a clann
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Karagin
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| Posted: 07-Dec-2004 15:30 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Season's Greetings |
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LOL! Now I wonder if Mordel is going to get that Hallmark job...LOL!
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