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PostPosted: 26-Mar-2004 10:26    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

What? I don't know? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: 26-Mar-2004 15:51    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

And now for something completely different.
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PostPosted: 26-Mar-2004 16:43    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

What a Great Twit!!

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PostPosted: 27-Mar-2004 11:35    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut.
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PostPosted: 27-Mar-2004 17:20    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

An african swallow, but not a european swallow.
And are you suggesting that cocconuts migrate?
"I told them we already have one."

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PostPosted: 28-Mar-2004 01:04    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

"I can't take him like that...it's against regulations."
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PostPosted: 28-Mar-2004 13:30    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

"And St Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that it mayest blow Thine enemies to teeny tiny bits, in Thy mercy' and the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utangs and breakfast cerals and fruit bats....."

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PostPosted: 28-Mar-2004 14:08    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

No...that's just too silly.
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PostPosted: 28-Mar-2004 14:42    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

And Socrates has scored! The Greeks are going wild. And Heidigger is disputing it...he's saying the a priori constant...and Marx is saying the Greeks were off-sides.
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PostPosted: 29-Mar-2004 02:36    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

"And adrian has run himself over!!"

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PostPosted: 29-Mar-2004 12:22    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

I'm a lumberjack and I'm Ok...

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PostPosted: 06-Apr-2004 13:08    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

NI!

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PostPosted: 06-Apr-2004 16:12    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

...cut down a shrubbery with a herring!!

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PostPosted: 06-Apr-2004 16:16    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

"She turned me into a newt."

"A newt."

"Well, I got better."
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PostPosted: 06-Apr-2004 16:27    Post subject: RE: Best Monthy Python lines Reply to topic Reply with quote

"I fart in your general direction!!"

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