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Jade_Dragon
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 Posted: 10-Mar-2004 15:58 Post subject: Simmerin' in the Slammer |
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...the newest and latest cooking tips from Martha Stewart.
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Mordel
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| Posted: 10-Mar-2004 16:48 Post subject: RE: Simmerin' in the Slammer |
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Am I the only one who thinks a cooking show with Martha Stewart behind bars would be a huge success?
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Rarich
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| Posted: 10-Mar-2004 20:41 Post subject: RE: Simmerin' in the Slammer |
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I am still waiting for the hammer to drop on the ENRON board of directors. Martha is SMALL fish compared to them.
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Alexander
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| Posted: 10-Mar-2004 21:07 Post subject: RE: Simmerin' in the Slammer |
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And now for our segment on toilet bowl punch... it tastes not bad, but it'll sure get you drunk in a hurry! And, you can sell it to your fellow inmates for cigarettes and shower-time favours!
Alexander (Picturing the new Martha Stewart show!  )
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Oafman
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| Posted: 11-Mar-2004 09:34 Post subject: RE: Simmerin' in the Slammer |
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And today we will show how to make nice grilled cheese sandwiches on the bed frame using a homemade lighter to warm it. (actually saw this on a prison special years ago) Or how about a show just on decorating your cell with items that can be easily purchased within the prison black market.
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Ares
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| Posted: 14-Mar-2004 13:16 Post subject: RE: Simmerin' in the Slammer |
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Bubba your cellmate being a little too liberal with the nighttime activities? Well, sharpen your toothbrush into a shank, and stab that mother****** in the throat during mealtime.
It's a good thing.
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