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Vampire
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 Posted: 27-Feb-2004 13:06 Post subject: Ways to get kicked out of "lord of the rings" movie |
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1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where
the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!"
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says: "The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs
sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off
someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty
Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN
FOREST, RUN!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a
nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around
looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and
shout, "I see dead people!"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda
would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theatre during the Shelob
scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of
California.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself
go!"
22. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
(well, this one would get you killed  )
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DarkAdder
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| Posted: 28-Feb-2004 23:06 Post subject: RE: Ways to get kicked out of "lord of the rings" movie |
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This is too damn funny. Youre right, that last one could have gotten you killed, or lynched. THe one thing you forgot is to, during the movie, point out the paralels between gandalf and Obiwan or Qui Gon. How the hobbits are alot like jawas, start calling him Darth Sauron, claim that the Orcs are just rip offs of the strormtroopers. Theres a whole bunch of ways you can get tossed out of a LOTR movie.
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Sir Henry
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 01-Mar-2004 06:51 Post subject: RE: Ways to get kicked out of "lord of the rings" movie |
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Number 4 doesn't get you kicked out.... uummm....
better shutup now.....
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Havoc~Ronin
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| Posted: 02-Mar-2004 12:08 Post subject: RE: Ways to get kicked out of "lord of the rings" movie |
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Too funny.... I think a field test of each of these points at randomly selected sites is required.
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DarkAdder
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| Posted: 02-Mar-2004 15:36 Post subject: RE: Ways to get kicked out of "lord of the rings" movie |
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*hands H~R a kevlar vest and calls for an Ambulance on stand-by*
Go for it, Man.
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