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Alexander
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 Posted: 28-Dec-2003 17:23 Post subject: Running Amok! |
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Alexander sits quietly at the bar, casually sipping at a glass of Christmas wine. He collects his thoughts, and tries, mostly in vain, to collect memories from the past year. That's when it hits him. He's bored. Things have been too queit lately.
Alexander stands up and shouts loudly to the mostly empty bar: "BLLAAAHHH, ALALALALA< WOWOWOWOWO!!!"
With his uncontrolled outburst complete he sits back down at the bar, pushes his wine out of the way and says, "Chihawk, get me a beer please."
Alexander (Please excuse the previous outburst. I think I have turets... crap!)
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 29-Dec-2003 07:45 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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Of course you have Turrets... You're a Tanker....
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CO_17thRecon
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| Posted: 29-Dec-2003 11:04 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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On 2003-12-29 07:45, Sir Henry wrote:
Of course you have Turrets... You're a Tanker....
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Fox smiles from his computer terminal at Sir Henry. "I think he meant Tourette's Syndrome, sir." Fox goes back analyzing the feedback from his last exercise, looking for a solution to his current neural-feedback problem.
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Alexander
Heavy Horse Merc Brigade
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| Posted: 29-Dec-2003 17:30 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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Yeah, that's it. Damn, crappy spelling!
Alexander (Uncontrolled Outburst Day!)
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Frederick LeBeau
204th Bearded Cavalry
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| Posted: 29-Dec-2003 20:54 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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| Hey, Major, how is the noggin now-a-days? I am sure I could get some help from Dr. Raisley if you need...
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CO_17thRecon
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| Posted: 29-Dec-2003 23:49 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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Fox smiles. "Ah, mon ami...I had a little brain storm as it were!" He points to the computer screen and the eratic pattern above a more stable one. "These are my brain waves before and after...I realized that I can't fix my brain waves...not possible..." Fox grins widely. "However, I may be no doctor, but I am a computer technician! I can program the computer to work with my scrambled patterns. And as a bonus, the computer would not work with anyone else, having been very deeply tailored to me to begin with."
"I just need to tweak the program, and get some hardware...for it and for me, ironically enough. But this should be interesting." Fox cracks his knuckles. "A few things I'll have to pay out of pocket for...I can't creatively aquire all the things I need. But once I have them, it'll just be a few months as I build a machine around my computer. Blake knows I've the time, since the AFFS has little use for me right now, and my...ah..."other" superiors just don't have anything I need to take care of right now."
[ This Message was edited by: CO_17thRecon on 2003-12-29 23:50 ]
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 30-Dec-2003 07:07 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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Joe, Anything you can't get, I can.
It's just a question of electrical-chemical alignment. The neural feedback changed t, we just have to change it back.
We could modify a helmet to emit a certain combination of frequency and amplitude modulated electrical impulses and see if we can get that head of yours to fall in line....
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Oafman
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| Posted: 30-Dec-2003 11:31 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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Just don't strap that neurohelm on too tight. You want his head to fall in line, not fall off.
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Frederick LeBeau
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| Posted: 30-Dec-2003 12:50 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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Well, if you need someting biult that hasn't benn built before, I could ask Dr.Raisley of Team Banzai for help, that group is currently takeing care of a few LAMs in the DI and have tinkered with a slew of stuff.....
*Fred thinks for a sec* I think Sir Henry would be an invaluable asset for Team Banzai, dont you think so Mo?
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 30-Dec-2003 13:33 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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I thought I already was.....
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Frederick LeBeau
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| Posted: 30-Dec-2003 16:54 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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| *Fred thinks a while, crosses his eyes, shakes his head*..........paperwork sux.....keeps you out of the loop pretty good, n'est pas Fox?
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Alexander
Heavy Horse Merc Brigade
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| Posted: 31-Dec-2003 00:34 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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I've always used a hammer to get wacky things to fall in line...
Joe, you might feel a little bit of pressure... Hey, let go of my hammer swinging arm! GUYS!! LET GO!!
Alexander (Time to get a new hammer)
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 31-Dec-2003 07:19 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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Preferably not a War one.....
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Alexander
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| Posted: 31-Dec-2003 12:36 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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Warhammer? Nah, that's a horrible game!
A Hammer Battle'Mech, maybe?
No, really, I'm talking about a 20 ounce Dewalt, with a non-vibration grip. In the words of tool guru Tim Allen, woof-woof-woof... or was that Old Dog?
Whatever.
Alexander
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 31-Dec-2003 12:59 Post subject: RE: Running Amok! |
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I think it was Arsenio.....
I like Dead-Blow Hammers myself....
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