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Nightmare
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 Posted: 12-Dec-2003 08:36 Post subject: A science joke? |
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In order to lighten up the day I shamelessly copy-pasted a joke from somewhere else:
Archimedes, Newton, and Pascal were playing hide and seek. Archimedes did the counting, and Pascal runs away and hides, while Newton stands directly behind Archimedes, draws a square on the ground with chalk, one meter by one meter, and stands in it.
Archimedes counts down, turns around and, naturally, spots Newton immediately.
- Ha, Newton!
And Newton replies:
- No, it's Newton per square meter, therefore, it is Pascal.
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
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Joined: 24-Jul-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 12-Dec-2003 23:42 Post subject: RE: A science joke? |
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That is not bad...it is worse!!! 
[ This Message was edited by: Motown Scrapper on 2003-12-12 23:43 ]
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