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GeoAvanti
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 Posted: 14-Feb-2002 12:54 Post subject: a funny joke |
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i got this in my e-mail the other day and liked it. and since it was about valentine's day i figured id share it.
A very touching Valentine story..............
Little David comes home from first grade and tells
his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's
Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian
saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentineto?" "Osama Bin Laden," David says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock."Well," David says, "I thought that if a little AmericanJewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a
valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all
bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw =
what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And
then he'd start going all over the
place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate
anyone anymore." His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with
newfound pride. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever
heard." "I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open,
the Marines could blow the shit out of him."
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Rarich
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| Posted: 14-Feb-2002 12:58 Post subject: a funny joke |
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I like. I like! Tell him to go ahead, me and my buddies are waiting.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 14-Feb-2002 13:00 Post subject: a funny joke |
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Tell Alexander to get his tanks ready too.
-Sir HEnry
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Rarich
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| Posted: 14-Feb-2002 13:02 Post subject: a funny joke |
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Let him know KCEI is wanting to know where to send those ATV's he ordered.
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Alexander
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| Posted: 14-Feb-2002 23:17 Post subject: a funny joke |
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Ah, if only...
Alexander (BTW, could you repost the ATV design?)
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Kraken
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| Posted: 20-Mar-2002 22:12 Post subject: a funny joke |
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This afternoon, as I was helping to strip some wallpaper off, a song came on a local country station making fun of Bin Laden. And what's funniest is that the singer sounded like good ol' Raymone Stevens.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 21-Mar-2002 08:09 Post subject: a funny joke |
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Doesn't Bubba call him Raymone Stevenson....
Sir HEnry, who has that song right here on my laptop...
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Kraken
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| Posted: 23-Mar-2002 09:31 Post subject: a funny joke |
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Where'd you get it from? The Internet, or is it on an album?
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