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Daphne Wilde
Star League Defense Force
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 Posted: 01-Dec-2003 15:00 Post subject: A quick thought on men... |
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(I wish I had thought of this one by my self, but I didn't. However it remains true nonetheless ...  )
Question: How many women with P.M.S does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT !!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!
I'm sorry. What was your question?
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Slythis
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| Posted: 01-Dec-2003 16:02 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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The lightbulb in my dorm room has been burned out for 4 months now ^_^
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 01-Dec-2003 16:06 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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At the mention of PMS Raven runs FAR FAR FAR away, and holes up in a Castle Brian.
Raven!
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Rarich
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 01-Dec-2003 21:07 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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LOL! Feelling beter now?
My mom started mellowing at 40, unfortunately that was too late for us kids. I just ran upstairs to my room and didn't come out for anything but meals, school, and chores (you do NOT want the mom monster to come looking for you to do chores!) for 3 days or so. Those 3 days a month are what Dads are for, it is his job to take it like a man.
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
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| Posted: 02-Dec-2003 01:12 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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When I tell married guys that I want a wife PMS is the number one reason that they give when they tell me to stay single.
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MEX
Clan Blood Spirit
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| Posted: 03-Dec-2003 01:34 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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When I tell married guys that I want a wife, PMS is the number one reason that they give when they tell me to stay single. |
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The problem with PMS is easy to avoid, just get yourself a younger wife
PS: Didnt you know that women have a expiration time of ~20 years ? 
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 03-Dec-2003 07:39 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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Who expires??? Them or us????
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Jade_Dragon
8th Sword of Light
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| Posted: 03-Dec-2003 09:39 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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Them....also it is not a set time, some last longer and some are only good for a time far shorter than that.
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Daphne Wilde
Star League Defense Force
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| Posted: 03-Dec-2003 11:52 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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Expire? hurm...... let me see....
When that 'fun' time hits I want to commit murder.
Just before it comes I only want to torture people.
After it leaves I only kill for mercy ( many people need mercy!)
That leaves about 3 days when I can be happy, (but I have children so those days are used up REAL damn quick.)
So in short, -:< WHOM >:- is going to expire first again???
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 03-Dec-2003 14:21 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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Yea, you're right.
Them!
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-Mud
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| Posted: 03-Dec-2003 22:26 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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| It's quite simple really. Men are just smart enough to know that the whole reason we keep women around is for chores (sure, sex is alright too, but it's only a fool of a man who lets his women hold that over him...)
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Hardware
Clan Ghost Bear
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| Posted: 03-Dec-2003 22:47 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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On 2003-12-03 11:52, Daphne Wilde wrote:
Expire? hurm...... let me see....
When that 'fun' time hits I want to commit murder.
Just before it comes I only want to torture people.
After it leaves I only kill for mercy ( many people need mercy!)
That leaves about 3 days when I can be happy, (but I have children so those days are used up REAL damn quick.)
So in short, -:< WHOM >:- is going to expire first again???
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Isn't that cute.
Now why don't you be a good girl and go get me a drink and rustle me up some dinner?
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 03-Dec-2003 23:49 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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Hey Hardware:
Why does a bride wear white? Cause the dishwasher should match the other kitchen appliances!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her on the butt and tell her to get back in the kitchen!
Why are a women's feet small? So she can stand closer to the sink.
Raven, REALLY running like hell now.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 04-Dec-2003 07:15 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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Raven, you have issues.... or a Death wish. Remember: Hell hath no fury, like a women scorned....
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Jade_Dragon
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| Posted: 04-Dec-2003 10:19 Post subject: RE: A quick thought on men... |
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Amen Sir Henry....must be that general time of the month for more than one female...
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