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chihawk
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? (Somebody
please explain THIS ONE to me) (I know there's a logical explanation, but
it escapes me)
How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
Why is ! it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become
disoriented?
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Mordel
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| Posted: 04-Oct-2003 11:52 Post subject: RE: Deep thoughts and questions of life... |
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On 2003-10-04 09:14, chihawk wrote:
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? (Somebody
please explain THIS ONE to me) (I know there's a logical explanation, but
it escapes me)
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Very simple answer to this one. Some branches don't have walk-in ATM machines, only drive-thru. Therefore, the drive-thru ATM also acts as the walk-up ATM. And since blind people DO walk, they have Braille.
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Ruger
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| Posted: 04-Oct-2003 14:02 Post subject: RE: Deep thoughts and questions of life... |
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Oh sure...ruin a perfectly good joke with a somewhat feasible, even logical, answer, why don't you? 
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 04-Oct-2003 18:03 Post subject: RE: Deep thoughts and questions of life... |
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Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? (Somebody
please explain THIS ONE to me) (I know there's a logical explanation, but
it escapes me)
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actually mighty mordel its even simpler then that. banks usually use only one teller type on there property. meaning the ones in the drive thru are just the same as the walk up, why? because it saves money.
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Rarich
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| Posted: 04-Oct-2003 18:51 Post subject: RE: Deep thoughts and questions of life... |
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It is easier to produce a one size fits all faceplate. So, all faceplates and such are Embrailled. Companie buy in bulk and simce the americans with disabilities act requires more than token support for the SLL types, it makes a bureaucratic sense. (buy in bulk, with the SLL features and its like paying normal price for the plain machine after the discount)
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Horhiro
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| Posted: 04-Oct-2003 21:21 Post subject: RE: Deep thoughts and questions of life... |
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why do the call them apartments when they're so close together?
why is an orange an organge, yet an apple is not a red?
why is it when you look at the clock on the wall it's twelve o clock, yet when you look at your watch it's not twelve o watch..it's still twelve o clock?
If one's man trash is another man's treasure, then why on the fourteenth level of the Dungeon of Naztheeren you never find a treasure chest full of like bannana peels, dirty diapers, socks with holes, lint, and such???????? 
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chihawk
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| Posted: 04-Oct-2003 22:59 Post subject: RE: Deep thoughts and questions of life... |
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On 2003-10-04 21:21, Horhiro wrote:
If one's man trash is another man's treasure, then why on the fourteenth level of the Dungeon of Naztheeren you never find a treasure chest full of like bannana peels, dirty diapers, socks with holes, lint, and such????????
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Because I didn't write that adventure. 
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 06-Oct-2003 07:38 Post subject: RE: Deep thoughts and questions of life... |
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Yea, if he would have, you'd have a chest full of old Jim Beam and JD Bottles....
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Slythis
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| Posted: 06-Oct-2003 10:26 Post subject: RE: Deep thoughts and questions of life... |
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Why is a carrot more Orange than an Orange?
why are they called buildings when they are already done? shouldn't they be called builts?
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 06-Oct-2003 13:23 Post subject: RE: Deep thoughts and questions of life... |
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WHy do you park on a Driveway and Drive on a Parkway?
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Daphne Wilde
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| Posted: 06-Oct-2003 17:02 Post subject: RE: Deep thoughts and questions of life... |
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Becouse I Can.
Nuff Said.
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