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Talen
Capellan Confederation
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 Posted: 30-Sep-2003 22:07 Post subject: Philosophy... |
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In their drunken states, Raven and Talen walk to the front of the B&G next to the bar.
"Well, Bruce, whaddya say we teach these kids about philosophy?"
"Sounds like a good idea Bruce..."
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume,
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey everyday.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René DesCartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 30-Sep-2003 22:13 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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Nik giggles as he slumps down into a stool, grabs a bottle of whisky off the bar and taking a long pull hands it off to Talen. In a horse voice he says, "Smooooth." Then he stands, holds forth his hand in a daring posture and begins to sing, completely off tune with Talen:
As I was going over the Cork and Kerry Mountains,
I met with Captain Farrell, and his money he was counting,
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier,
Saying Stand and Deliver for I am a bold deceiver.
Musha-re-ta-ta-do-ta-ta-da,
Whack for my Daddio,
Whack for my Daddio,
There's whiskey in the jar.
I counted up the money and it made a pretty penny,
I put it in my pocket and I took it home to Jenny,
She sighed and she swore that she ne'er would betray me,
But the devil take the women for you know she tricked me easy.
Musha-re-ta-ta-do-ta-ta-da,
Whack for my Daddio,
Whack for my Daddio,
There's whiskey in the jar.
I went into my chamber all for to take a slumber,
I dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure it was no wonder,
But Jenny drew my charges and she filled them up with water,
She sent for Captain Farrell, to be ready for the slaughter.
Musha-re-ta-ta-do-ta-ta-da,
Whack for my Daddio,
Whack for my Daddio,
There's whiskey in the jar.
'Twas early in the morning, before I rose to travel,
Up comes a band of soldiers and likewise Captain Farrell,
When I drew my pistol, for she had stole away my sabre,
I couldn't shoot with water, so a prisoner I was taken.
Musha-re-ta-ta-do-ta-ta-da,
Whack for my Daddio,
Whack for my Daddio,
There's whiskey in the jar.
If anyone can aid me, it's my brother in the army,
If I but knew his station in Cork or in Killarney,
And if he'd come and join me, we'd go roving in Kilkenny,
He'd treat me a damn sight better than my darling sporting Jenny.
Musha-re-ta-ta-do-ta-ta-da,
Whack for my Daddio,
Whack for my Daddio,
There's whiskey in the jar.
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Talen
Capellan Confederation
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| Posted: 30-Sep-2003 22:18 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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The two continue to sing out of control...and Talen starts playing his guitar when Raven starts singing...
It’s lonesome away, from your kindred and all
By the campfire at night, where the wild dingoes call
But theres nothing so lonesome, so morbid or drear
Than to stand in a bar, of a pub with no beer
Now the publicans anxious, for the quota to come
Theres a faraway look, on the face of the bum
The maids gone all cranky , and the cooks acting queer
What a terrible place, is a pub with no beer
Then the stockman rides up, with his dry dusty throat
He breasts up to the bar, pulls a wad from his coat
But the smile on has face, quickly turns to a sneer
When the barman said sadly, the pubs got no beer
Theres a dog on the v'randah, for his master he waits
But the boss is inside, drinking wine with his mates
He hurries for cover, and cringes with fear
Its no place for a dog, round a pub with no beer
Old billy the blacksmith, first time in his life
Has gone home cold sober, to his darling wife
He walks in the kitchen, she says your early my dear
But he breaks down and tells her, the pubs got no beer
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 30-Sep-2003 22:24 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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Damn. I feel a little bit better now that I've sweated it out. Some people are like, you know like, you know.... we were over at New Home, and there were these guys, and these guys would walk out with their mechs, and I've drunk before, and I love it, but these people, these poeple walked out on the field, completely sloshed. Which is great! Some people work that way. But, these people COULDN'T walk. They were falling out of their dropships. But then, they were like "LOCK AND LOAD!" and they busted out in this bad mo' attack and were like "bam bam bam, thwack-ack-ack-ack BAM!" I mean if I were to try this I'd be like, "Hey, whats up, I love you all..." Hey, thanks all for coming out, and I hope you're having a good a time as we are.
Raven
[ This Message was edited by: Raven! on 2003-09-30 22:25 ]
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 30-Sep-2003 22:31 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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Raven grins as he gets a bottle of Tequilla and nods to Talen who starts jamming. Gabbing his own guitar, Raven starts signing their next piece...
We were above
You standing underneath us
We were not yet lovers
Dragons were smoked
Bumblebees were stinging us
I was soon to be crazy
Eat, drink and be merry
For tomorrow we die
'Cause we're tripping billies
We're wearing nothing
Nothing but out shadows
Shadows falling down on the beach sand
Remembering once,
Out on the beaches we wore
Pineapple grass bracelets
So why would you care
To get out of this place
You and me and all our freinds
Such a happy human race
'Cause we're tripping billies
We are all sitting
Legs crossed round a fire
My yellow flame she dances
Tequila drinking oh our
Minds will wonder
To wonderous places
So why would you care
To get out of this place
You and me and all our friends
Such a happy human race
Eat, drink and be merry
For tomorrow we die
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Talen
Capellan Confederation
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| Posted: 30-Sep-2003 22:46 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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Talen steps back up to the mic and starts chugging out a low tune on the guitar...
Wanna tell you a story,
about the house-man blues
I come home one Friday,
had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job
She said that don't confront me,
long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
and out the door I went
So I goes to the landlady,
I said, "You let me slide?"
I'll have the rent for you in a month.
next I don't know
So said let me slide it on you know people,
I notice when I come home in the evening
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,
but for five year she was so nice
Loh' she was lovy-dovy,
I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I said, "No, can't find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't confront me,
long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
and out the door I went
So I go down the streets,
down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"
He said "Let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see it in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
she ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
But I'm sitting now at the bar,
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I said "Look man, come down here"
So what you want?
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Now by this time I'm plenty high,
you know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
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Talen
Capellan Confederation
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| Posted: 30-Sep-2003 22:51 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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Raven plays a familar tune while Talen slams a whiskey...
"Ya know, kids. In New Orleans they have this Mardi Gras thing. But...why hang out at one place...Just show me the way tot he next Whiskey bar..."
Well, show me the way
To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way
To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
The next whiskey bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
Well, show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
The next little girl
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
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Talen
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| Posted: 30-Sep-2003 22:58 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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Talen pulls out a Saxaphone...and the bar erupts...
....solo....
....solo...
TEQUILLLAAAAAA!
....solo....
....solo....
TEQUILLLAAAAAA!!!
.....solo....
....solo....
TEQUILLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 30-Sep-2003 23:07 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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Raven jams on his guitar for a bit. He's got some high stuff, and he's got some smooth stuff, and he's got some jamming stuff, and he's got some stuff. "Like this is a b flat. I know that, cause its a b flat." Raven strums a bit, sips on a drink. "This is a really nice building we're in here.... its big." Raven giggles and continues to strum, then suddenly drops into a jam with Talen..
Ease it all this bittering, girl
Oh and faith ...
Treason take for granted
Oh I long to find
I play with you quiet
Oh, then the games that we do so well
Oh, but I wonder ...
I'm going to driving and drive out again
Drive in drive out I'm leaving
Drive in drive out
I'll come back again
Drive in drive out I'm leaving
Drive in drive out
All that I wanted was time to
All that this ...
Pretty soon we're out again till you leave ...
Leave here ...
Sooner or later ...
Sooner or later I'll raise you ...
Well, don't go no where, don't go no where
Sooner or later ...
Said, sooner or late
Oh so ...
Oh so ...
Oh so, I'm coming by ...
Oh lord ...
Hope, and hopelessly torn ...
Leave you quietly again ...
I'm going to driving and drive out again
Drive in drive out I'm leaving
Drive in drive out
I'll come
Drive in drive out I'm leaving
Drive in drive out
Ease it please ...
Take all the time ...
Drive in drive out again
Drive in drive out I'm leaving
Drive in drive out
I'll come
Drive in drive out I'm leaving
Drive in drive out
Raven stands up and bows, "Thank you! Thank you! You've all been great tonight, like, great! I love you all!"
Raven!
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Talen
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| Posted: 30-Sep-2003 23:15 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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As Raven bows and steps down, Talen passes out in the chair he was standing in front of at the time.
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Clarke
Clan Star Adder
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| Posted: 01-Oct-2003 00:26 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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*sits at the piano and starts singing*
The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York, the jukebox has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break
And the telephone's out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make
And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...
And the menus are all freezing, and the light man's blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking
As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler cream-puff casper milktoast
And the owner is a mental midget with the I.Q. of a fence post
'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...
And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served without her
And the box-office is drooling, and the bar stools are on fire
And the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired
'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 01-Oct-2003 13:47 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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And here I thought those were instruments of music, not of screaching and howling....
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Motown Scrapper
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| Posted: 01-Oct-2003 22:20 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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On 2003-10-01 13:47, Sir Henry wrote:
And here I thought those were instruments of music, not of screaching and howling....
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Oww!!! That hurts my ears,almost makes me wish it was a bar fight
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Clarke
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| Posted: 02-Oct-2003 01:31 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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You guys ought to hear me sing in real life. Pretty decent, anyways. *shrug*
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Stinger
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| Posted: 02-Oct-2003 03:29 Post subject: RE: Philosophy... |
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Any Patrons sitting near the window's notice a heavy breeze pick up an can hear a slight whoop whoop whoop as a shadow passes over the parking lot, The the breeze dies down as some strain to see a newer version of the Apache land on the upper levels of the parking garage.
About 10 minutes later Stinger walks up to the door wearing a Steel blue flight suit with molted red and black pipeing. Carrying a Helmet that matches the pipeing under one arm he walks up to the door as the "band" really gets started playing.
"OH Lord! What is that rucas!" As Stinger looks at a very Pained expression on Lurche's face. Handing Lurch his flight helmet he turns to leave. "Hey hang on to this for me and please dont let anyone do anything with it."
Stinger runs across the street to the to the local sporting goods store.
About 20 minutes later he returns with a box held under his arm, he walks up to Lurch and reaching in to the box he pulls out a blue little disk. Lurch Smiling opens it and quickely stuffs something in his ears Stinger quickely follows suite and then proceeds to hand out the little blue discs to everyone. As everyone looks at the discs they all smile and quickely use the "Silicone Ear Putty Earplugs" Its dosent completely get rid of the sound but it make it tolerable.
As he hands the last 2 to Mordel and Chihawk. "Hey, A round on me for listeners only and only 1 round  . And Can I get a White Russan and a Burger and fries. The NON grey matter version." He reaches into his suit and pays for his meal and drink. "Ill cover the bill when after everyone has orderd."
Shouting above the rucks "Raven! Nice seeing you again!" turns back to Chihawk as Mordel goes back to the office. "Actually add them to the round on me. if they pass out they may stop playing"
[ This Message was edited by: Stinger on 2003-10-02 03:34 ]
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