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Vampire
Free Worlds League
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Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 917
Location: Spain
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 Posted: 26-Jun-2003 16:57 Post subject: Dimensional warp generator needed |
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I found this in my e-mail, it's the most bizarre spam I've ever received (porn ones I got used to  )
Greetings,
We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.
1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available
2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system
3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.
If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.
Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
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Jade_Dragon
8th Sword of Light
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Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 1326
Location: United States
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| Posted: 26-Jun-2003 17:27 Post subject: RE: Dimensional warp generator needed |
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I'll have to check my grandparents shed for #2 but the others I know I have in the gararge.
I am not in the Boston/New York area but I do offer good shipping rates with FREE insurance.
Phone#: 1-234-567-8910
Name: Monty P. Smith
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