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chihawk
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 Posted: 07-Mar-2003 19:46 Post subject: Help root out terrorists! |
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As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.
So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this national anti-terrorist effort. All men are requested to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban and they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support for their fellow sisters.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation.
God bless America!
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Kraken
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| Posted: 08-Mar-2003 00:32 Post subject: RE: Help root out terrorists! |
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That could actually be rather scary if it were true (which I doubt it is).
I wonder what Freud would say about this little urban myth.
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Nightmare
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| Posted: 08-Mar-2003 07:42 Post subject: RE: Help root out terrorists! |
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Could work, perhaps. On the other hand, a sixpack isn't going to be enough  I'm sure there's plenty less-than-pretty ladies about, and, urgh...
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chihawk
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| Posted: 08-Mar-2003 08:15 Post subject: RE: Help root out terrorists! |
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On 2003-03-08 00:32, Kraken wrote:
That could actually be rather scary if it were true (which I doubt it is).
I wonder what Freud would say about this little urban myth.
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Its called "a joke".
Do you run to snopes.com and look up every joke posted?
I wonder what Frued would say about that...
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chihawk
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| Posted: 08-Mar-2003 08:16 Post subject: RE: Help root out terrorists! |
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On 2003-03-08 07:42, Nightmare wrote:
Could work, perhaps. On the other hand, a sixpack isn't going to be enough I'm sure there's plenty less-than-pretty ladies about, and, urgh...
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For sure, I think that you'd need a 12 pack at a minimum, and perhaps a 30 pack in many locations. 
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Ruger
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| Posted: 08-Mar-2003 09:43 Post subject: RE: Help root out terrorists! |
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If I were still on campus, I'd be all for this...Would remind me of that Bike club pic and that Dream House slide show I saw a little while back...but around here?
Urg...no thanks...that Krispy Kreme Calender was enough...
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