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Vampire
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 Posted: 28-Feb-2003 15:55 Post subject: 'Mech bumper stickers |
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Lifted from a thread at CBT message board and edited to show the best ones
"Battlemaster: When you care enough to kill with the very best"
"If you and your friend find yourselves being chased by a Blakist, you have only one chance, trip your friend."
-graffiti found scrawled on a wall in the Hiring Hall on Outreach
These are all courtesy of BadDawg75 on LoTB, posted 24/12/02 - full credit & glory to him, and punishment to me if I don't get all the [naughty bits] safe for this site:
Battletech bumper stickers
“My other Mech is an Atlas”
“Keep honking: I’m re-loading”
“Warning: PPC on-board”
“MechWarriors do it at long range”
“Don’t follow me or your end up in the Chaos March”
“The last time someone was that close I Alpha-striked them!”
They can have my mech when they tear my broken, bleeding body from it.
I've got a PPC, an AC 20, a shovel, and my pick of planets. Don't annoy me.
Caution: Makes Wide Holes In Other Mechs
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. (written on the regiment chaplains mech, lol)
WARNING: This Vehicle Makes Sudden Explosions
Remember those stupid No Fear bumper stickers? Yeah? Well No Fear this, sucker!
I went to public school.
My son's an honor student at the Nagelring Academy.
My mother is twice the man you are. (especially helpful in the Combine)
Hail to the king, baby.
(written on the foot of a mech) Your ass Here
Just wait your turn guys, there's some for all of ya.
Survivor of 4th Succession War, Smoke Jaguar Trial of Annihilation, Fed Com Civil War, and his wife's in-laws. Do you REALLY want to get on my bad side?
Yes, I'm as crazy as I look. Why?
Greetings on behalf of (insert Successor State here)!
“I got an A in Whoop ass! at NAIS”
(Stenciled on the nose of a capital ship missile) “Have you talked to God today?”
"Shit happens, but I happen to other people."
THIS IS MY BOOM STICK !
"My mech is bigger than your mech!!"
What would Jinjiro Do?
If my Paint job is blue, you're running to fast. [For all those Physics majors out there...]
Support your local Heavy Guards!
Ammo, armor, or ass nobody rides for free.
///Rookie Pilot///
"Don't worry, it'll grow back."
"Proud Parent of a Northwind Highlander."
How's my driving?
Honk if you love Davions
Xin Sheng my ass!
"I hope that Mech's paid for: I'd hate for your widow to get the bill"
(big print) IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE TOO CLOSE
(smaller print) If you can read this, you're probably gonna die.
Bondo-colored sections all over the mech and a sun umbrella on the head, along with an external beer cooler and bug zapper. This is for periphery mechwarriors, by the way. 
And Another One Bites The Dust...
Try not to move too fast, I'm old and worn out.
Nagelring Sharpshooter 1st Class: You Can Run, But You'll Just Die Tired.
Yippe-ki-yay MF!
Your Ad Here
(Written under the stenciled Mech, tanks, etc, denoting kills) “Your Mech here”
“If not for you I’d be fishing: DIE!”
“If you don’t mind, please eject now: that Mech is a bitch to salvage"
“Last time I killed this many people they put me in a straightjacket”
“I ran out of room to stencil all the Mech I’ve killed, so now I just go by regiment’s wiped out.”
“Will invade for Beer”
“Stand still, I’m hung-over”
Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on!" for all of you who run mechs with dual cockpits hhehe
"It’s not the fast pace of life that concerns me, its the sudden stop at the end"
"Its nothing personal.... well yeah i guess it is"
Printed on the hilt of a mech hatchet,
"Objects in the rear-view monitor may appear closer then they are"
(Atlas silouhuette “Did you just honk at ME ?”
"Don't blame me. Blame natural selection."
"Hope you've got an airbag!"
"Send me the bill."
"D.A.R.E. (Davion Aggression Resistance Education)"
"The only good Davion/Liao/Marik/Steiner/Kurita
is the dead one"
*written in red on the forehead of an Atlas* "INSANE"
*on a Firestarter*
"You just jumped from the frying pan into MY flamer"
The SLDF: Travel to the Periphery, visit exotic places, meet new and interesting people, and then kill them.
Was that an Alpha Strike or is the wind blowing today?"
“Keep the Inner Sphere tidy: Kill a Capellan/Free Worlder/Lyran/Drac/Fedrat”
*On any flamer equipped Mech*
"Smoking Kills"
“We're out off coffee and I’ve got Caffeine withdrawal: DIE!”
“Did Blake say ‘be a bastard in my memory’?”
“Have you found God? Well, your be meeting him REAL soon”
"SRM's: Part of a daily balanced breakfast."
"Comstar, bringing people together one re-education camp at a time."
*on Capellan 'Mechs in the border with House Marik*
"Eagles May Soar, But A Weasel Never Gets Sucked Into A Jet Engine."
"When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight, call [insert assault unit here]."
"This 'Mech carries (insert company name here) quality customization parts!"
"Hanse Davion is the Anti-Christ!"
"My foot, your ass, see the connection? No? give me a minute."
"Your Momma was an Urbanmech!"
"Please don't provoke me, I just got the last guy cleaned off my hand actuators"
(On Urbanmech) "Shit! I miss my Atlas!"
(On AC/20) "Remote Ejection System"
On a Davion Mech:"Your MOMMA was a Cappie!"
and
On a Capellan Mech "Your MOMMA works for the Anti-Christ."
(inside missle doors of Catapult, Archer, etc.) "Say Cheese!"
(On Atlas) "Say hello to my little friend"
FWL bumper sticker "Hell we can't keep it together.Let's split!"
(On a Davion mech:)
The Capellan Confederation:
Your best source for slightly used mechs!
"The only thing plentiful in the Cap-Con are Davion mech footprints."
"Capellans: Can't live with 'em, too plentiful to kill 'em all."
(On a Firestarter) Only I can prevent forests fires
My kid beatup your NAIS honors grad
"If it ain't broke... I can help ya break it."
(on a Jager'Mech or Rifleman)
"If I'm waving... it means your air support just got shot down."
"Mechs don't kill people. I kill people."
"Oh, sorry... did I step on your recon lance?" (for the assault mech)
"Blink. This will all go away..."
"This 'mech has been operating since before the Star League... don't even try stopping it." (any classic antique, like Banshee, Thunderbolt, Griffin...)
"I like PPCs. Here, I'll show you why." (Awesome)
"So many [insert enmey of choice here], so little time."
"Atlas. It takes a licking, but keeps on ticking."
A few Liao busts
Like the I Ching says, "Better you than me!"
House Dai Da Chi: The best at dropping the worst!
No Davion incursors is good Davion incursors!
Death Commandos do it in the dark!
You can't hit what you can't see!
We ARE the back-up!
Don't drive me mad. You wouldn't like it when I'm mad.
Are you Hindu, or did the Maskirovka take a sudden interest in your activities? (Get it?)
(On a mine layer) Watch your step!
even more..
A million sperm and YOU were the fastest?
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Caution: I drive like you do
Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this battlemech.
Don't piss me off... I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Drive defensively -- buy a tank.
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
I'd like to see it from your viewpoint, but I can't get my head that far up my ass
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit
"[Unit name here]. When you care to send the very best.
"If you can't stand the heat, then get out of the cockpit."
"The Road to Hell is paved with Capellans [or any enemy of choice]"
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
I still miss my Ex .... but my aim is getting better.
Blake is coming!... everyone look busy!
Blake loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole
Keep honking...I'm reloading.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In most Successor States
My sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
Okay, who put a "Stop Payment" on my reality check?
Mauser & Gray: The original point-and-click interface.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill
The proctologist called. They found your head.
(On a LRM 20 doors on a Archer/Catapult) Beware of Missile
(On the rear end of a mech and in small print) If you are reading this, you are kissing my ass
(On a Jumpjet-capible mech) Little Froggie!
Comstar: Sabotaging the Inner Sphere since 2785
On AC/20: 'Heres a personnel invite from God'
"Say Hello to my little friend..." - Painted on an AC/20 barrel.
(underneath the foot of an assault mech) Look up ... Way up!
(along barrel of AC/20) Ready to be Dispossessed?
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Vampire
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| Posted: 02-Mar-2003 16:13 Post subject: RE: 'Mech bumper stickers |
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On a Merc's mech:
Please don't shoot, I need some ammo to salvage.
(On a Scorpion)
Don't step on me!!!
(On the back, a placard taped by somebody else in the unit)
"Shoot Him! =)"
'CAUTION: Emits deadly munitions from front'
'Hold still....my LRM's are locking on'
'If you can read this, I have problems'
I let one enemy 'Mech go free per day. Today ain't your day. Tommorrow don't look good, either.'
Seppuku: The Only Alternative to Microsoft Explorer
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