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PostPosted: 16-Feb-2003 03:12    Post subject: Idaho Singles Ad Reply to topic Reply with quote

Idaho Singles Ad

"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love
long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting,
camping,
and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight
dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and
watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home
from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society
about an 8-week-old black LABRADOR retriever.


Men are so easy....

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PostPosted: 16-Feb-2003 09:19    Post subject: RE: Idaho Singles Ad Reply to topic Reply with quote

Cadet used to call himself a "man-whore" (or at least I think it was Cadet)....I think we all are.

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PostPosted: 16-Feb-2003 09:50    Post subject: RE: Idaho Singles Ad Reply to topic Reply with quote

Some moreso than others...
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PostPosted: 16-Feb-2003 09:56    Post subject: RE: Idaho Singles Ad Reply to topic Reply with quote

Yep...

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PostPosted: 16-Feb-2003 10:10    Post subject: RE: Idaho Singles Ad Reply to topic Reply with quote

so did anyone take the puppy?

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PostPosted: 16-Feb-2003 12:34    Post subject: RE: Idaho Singles Ad Reply to topic Reply with quote

Kinda puts bestiality into a different light


Okay, learned one, I'll abstain from calling a bad woman a bitch, out of respect for the animal


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PostPosted: 17-Feb-2003 10:56    Post subject: RE: Idaho Singles Ad Reply to topic Reply with quote

Well done, Vamp.

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PostPosted: 17-Feb-2003 14:28    Post subject: RE: Idaho Singles Ad Reply to topic Reply with quote

Nothing against you, VB, but www.snopes.com has yet to find a legit instance of this happening. It's still funny, tho.

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PostPosted: 17-Feb-2003 15:05    Post subject: RE: Idaho Singles Ad Reply to topic Reply with quote

This ad did actually appear in an upstate New York newspaper in the late 80's...there was a scan of it on some joke site I went to once.

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PostPosted: 17-Feb-2003 15:18    Post subject: RE: Idaho Singles Ad Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2003-02-17 14:28, Kraken wrote:
Nothing against you, VB, but http://www.snopes.com has yet to find a legit instance of this happening. It's still funny, tho.




i didn't share it because it was legit..... i shared it because its funny.

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PostPosted: 17-Feb-2003 15:26    Post subject: RE: Idaho Singles Ad Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2003-02-17 15:18, Vagabond wrote:
i didn't share it because it was legit..... i shared it because its funny.



And funny it was

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