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Tai-sho
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 Posted: 31-Oct-2002 11:33 Post subject: Pirate Joke II |
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A retired pirate is sitting in a bar, having a few drinks and telling stories about his adventures on the high seas. One of the other people in the bar noticing the pirate's peg leg, eye patch, and hook, says "It looks like your career as a pirate was not too kind to you."
The pirate replies "Aye matie, it was rough indeed. I got the peg leg when I was washed overboard in a storm, and a shark bit my leg off, I lost my hand in a sword fight, and I got the eye patch the same day I got my hook."
"How did you loose your eye though?"
"A huge wave came over the bow of the ship, and I tried to wipe the salt from my eyes with the hook."
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Horhiro
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| Posted: 31-Oct-2002 18:17 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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Here's my Halloween Pirate joke!
A little boy, all alone, dressed up as a pirate rings the doorbell on Halloween nite. An old lady answers with a bowl of candy. Upon seeing the cute Pirate with an eye patch a hook hand and a large hat with skull and crossbones, she's concerned that he's all alone trick-or-treating.
"My what a mean looking Pirate" she proclaims "but where are your Buccanneers?"
"Where do you think they are lady" he replies "They're under me bucking hat!!"
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Nightmare
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| Posted: 01-Nov-2002 00:03 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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I don`t understand. Perhaps the second joke isn`t a joke at all? Or perhaps English is my third language?
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AlexxKnight
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| Posted: 01-Nov-2002 06:48 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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Your not the only one, Nightmare, and English is my first language. Maybe it is the fact that I just got up and I'm not fully awake yet. Yea, thats it...
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Kraken
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| Posted: 01-Nov-2002 09:28 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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Replace the 'B' in Buccaneers with an 'F' and then pronounce it phonetically. It's a play on words.
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AlexxKnight
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| Posted: 01-Nov-2002 09:53 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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MAN THAT IS BAD. [edit] Horhiro you should almost be shot for posting that one. Almost...
[edit] I orginally had Mud, wasn't paying attention to what joke I looked at. Mud's was ok, Horhiro's was absolutely horrible. My appologies.
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[ This Message was edited by: AlexxKnight on 2002-11-01 10:58 ]
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chihawk
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| Posted: 01-Nov-2002 10:19 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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Please ignore...
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Nightmare
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| Posted: 01-Nov-2002 10:42 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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I was asking about Horhiro`s response joke. It isn`t funny no matter what I try.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 01-Nov-2002 10:47 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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I missed Horhiro's joke so I edited my post above your's.
Its a play on words and might require a knowledge of English curse words 
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Horhiro
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| Posted: 01-Nov-2002 18:21 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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Okay, let me explain it to you obtuse folk:
The lady is wondering why the kid is alone, so she asks where are your Buccanneers, which of course would mean other Pirates, scallywags and such
The kid misunderstands her and thinks she's asking about his ears hidden under his hat, thinking she was not quite swearing by saying Bucking Ears instead of F**king Ears..
he replies with the same level of cursing by saying under me bucking hat, instead of F**king hat...
Get it?
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AlexxKnight
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| Posted: 01-Nov-2002 18:25 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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Yea I got it, that is why I said it was so bad. IT IS HORRIBLE. SO BAD IT IS kinda funny.
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Horhiro
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| Posted: 01-Nov-2002 18:28 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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Awww, come on, it's kind of cute. Can't you just see Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) saying it?
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AlexxKnight
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| Posted: 01-Nov-2002 18:37 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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Yea, I could see them saying it.
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mud
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| Posted: 01-Nov-2002 21:33 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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sorry man, i dont' think it works too well. If you want to see a better pun, look at the joke i just reposted.
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mud
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| Posted: 01-Nov-2002 21:37 Post subject: RE: Pirate Joke II |
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Just to clarify, the joke would have been kinda funny if the "Bucking Ears" part was a little more obvious, but there was no real way for the reader to connect buccaneers with bucking ears.
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